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I bought myself a lovely new brooch - but ......

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CormoranStrike · 15/03/2020 11:27

I treated myself to a new brooch last weekend. How quickly things change.

My stunning new silver brooch - magnetic so it doesn’t damage clothes, which is super cool - looks remarkably like the blasted C.word.

Once seen I cannot see anything else!

I bought myself a lovely new brooch - but ......
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MaidenMotherCrone · 15/03/2020 12:07

I thought bum hole too sorry Confused

GreenMagnolias · 15/03/2020 12:10

It's lovely!

Looks nothing like a cunt....

Grin

that's what i thought you meant also.

But I agree- more a starburst

dontgobaconmyheart · 15/03/2020 12:13

Ah OP it does- saw it immediately when you said 'c', am chuckling but feel badly for you. Maybe you were drawn to it because you'd been seeing it in the papers for a few weeks Grin.

The tile is terrifying. Blush

CormoranStrike · 15/03/2020 12:18

For this if you not seeing it

I bought myself a lovely new brooch - but ......
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Windyatthebeach · 15/03/2020 12:20

Blushas requested...

I bought myself a lovely new brooch - but ......
I bought myself a lovely new brooch - but ......
mumwon · 15/03/2020 12:24

a new way of doing a Rorschach test - basically analysing your way of thinking (so judging from a cross census on here pp are either sex obsessed or totally obsessed by Corona Virus - except by the outlier with her cotton buds Grin)
I think its pretty

Elouera · 15/03/2020 12:24

I was expecting to see the 'vulva' jumper that came out last year!!! Grin

Sofrano · 15/03/2020 12:24

Did your tiles have an episiotomy Windy?

BikeRunSki · 15/03/2020 12:31

I love your brooch OP.

YetAnotherSpartacus · 15/03/2020 12:34

Dandelion!

OldUnit · 15/03/2020 12:36

Yes! My mum still has Duck Tiles 😂

CormoranStrike · 15/03/2020 12:36

Thanks @BikeRunSki

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Alonelonelyloner · 15/03/2020 12:46

It's totally an anus!!!!

CormoranStrike · 15/03/2020 14:00

My niece got a new surfboard once! GrinGrin

Now THAT looks like a vulva

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SuckingDieselFella · 15/03/2020 14:07

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

SuckingDieselFella · 15/03/2020 14:08

The brooch looks lovely. I don't see coronavirus at all.

MimiSunshine · 15/03/2020 14:08

*Windyatthebeach I got you confused with another pp and was looking at your tile for ages thinking ‘which but looks like troll hair?’

amusedbush · 15/03/2020 14:55

I don't see coronavirus at all.

What about a bumhole? Grin

CatBatCat · 15/03/2020 15:23

I see Christmas tinsel

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 15/03/2020 15:43

@GreenTulips
Do you know the story "Yellow wallpaper"?
Perhaps you need to free her?

36degrees · 15/03/2020 19:14

I think it looks like enoki mushrooms. Delish!

ScarlettDarling · 15/03/2020 19:20

Where's anyone getting a bumhole from? Who has a bumhole like that?!

SomethingNastyInTheBallPool · 15/03/2020 19:21

I see cotton buds, too.

SpeedofaSloth · 15/03/2020 19:37

It does look like the virus, but it is still beautiful. I would wear it everywhere TBH.

GreenTulips · 15/03/2020 20:55

Prokupatuscrakedatus

It’s floor to ceiling in a big bathroom - she’s everywhere!