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Who lives in this house?

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GreatestShowUnicorn · 25/01/2020 22:45

www.purplebricks.co.uk/property-for-sale/5-bedroom-semi-detached-house-brondesbury-park-704828#

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JoJoSM2 · 25/01/2020 22:55

A granny who can’t afford the upkeep and has been burgled too many times hence the bars in windows?

maps.cdrc.ac.uk/#/geodemographics/imde2019/default/BTTTFPT/14/-0.2184/51.5431/

Crazy money for somewhere that isn’t even remotely gentrified.

Jupiterscallisto · 25/01/2020 22:57

1980s drug dealer

fjreflycaramel · 25/01/2020 23:07

Somebody who doesn't like swimming

ButterflyRuns · 25/01/2020 23:09

Someone with a LOT of guests

slipperywhensparticus · 25/01/2020 23:13

Wow the colour of those wardrobes 80s blue or what!

I could see myself knocking myself out on the bathroom I couldn't tell sink from wall

JaneJeffer · 25/01/2020 23:13

A Liberace impersonator.

lozengeoflove · 25/01/2020 23:15

Someone with no taste.

tenlittlecygnets · 25/01/2020 23:16

Over £3 million??! 😂😂😂

OverByYer · 25/01/2020 23:16

Just wow

whattodo2019 · 25/01/2020 23:20

Someone with no taste and an estate agent who lost track of the zeros

Artinsurance · 25/01/2020 23:21

That bathroom looks like it's made from salami!

BettyUnderswoob · 25/01/2020 23:22

What a revolting house. The owners have not an ounce of taste.

Ellmau · 25/01/2020 23:22

They're colour blind.

Runnerduck34 · 25/01/2020 23:25

Someone with a unique sense of style.
I must be out of touch with London house prices but I'd want to know who would buy this house 3.3m!

minniemoll · 25/01/2020 23:27

Over £3million for a semi!!!!!!!! You could buy several streets up here for that....

BruceAndNosh · 25/01/2020 23:29

Someone strongly influenced by the Trafford Centre in Manchester.
All that's missing is a mural featuring Wayne Rooney as a cherub.

Who lives in this house?
Ohyesiam · 25/01/2020 23:29

A South American dictator?

AnotherStripeyJumper · 25/01/2020 23:30

@JoJoSM2 I went to school on this road, it's in Queens Park which is most definitely gentrified! It's on a lovely tree lined road with a beautiful park nearby. Agree the house is crazy money though.

MrsDrudge · 25/01/2020 23:33

Dorian from “Birds of a Feather”

Fedupwithmyhouse · 25/01/2020 23:34

Bloody hell! Love the rich plywood effect bathroom suite.

tobeornottobe1 · 25/01/2020 23:35

Most likely an Arab prince who hasn't stepped foot in it for over 10 years and owns another 50 of them, would be my guess.

MrsDoylesTeaBags · 25/01/2020 23:40

Jesus, you'd wake up with a horse's head in one of those bedrooms and I wouldn't like to know what's underneath the pool

Equanimitas · 25/01/2020 23:43

Incredibly optimistic pricing, considering you'd virtually have to gut the place and start again with the decorations and fittings.

Mummyoflittledragon · 25/01/2020 23:50

Someone, who was murdered by the fashion police, who then turned their minced up body parts and made them into a bathroom. The sale price is so exorbitant due to the exotic materials used.

AlexaAmbidextra · 25/01/2020 23:56

Why on earth would anyone with upward of 3M to spend contemplate a semi?

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