Who lives in this house?

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A granny who can’t afford the upkeep and has been burgled too many times hence the bars in windows?

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Crazy money for somewhere that isn’t even remotely gentrified.

1980s drug dealer

Somebody who doesn't like swimming

Someone with a LOT of guests

Wow the colour of those wardrobes 80s blue or what!

I could see myself knocking myself out on the bathroom I couldn't tell sink from wall

A Liberace impersonator.

Someone with no taste.

Over £3 million??! 😂😂😂

Just wow

Someone with no taste and an estate agent who lost track of the zeros

That bathroom looks like it's made from salami!

What a revolting house. The owners have not an ounce of taste.

They're colour blind.

Someone with a unique sense of style.
I must be out of touch with London house prices but I'd want to know who would buy this house 3.3m!

Over £3million for a semi!!!!!!!! You could buy several streets up here for that....

Someone strongly influenced by the Trafford Centre in Manchester.
All that's missing is a mural featuring Wayne Rooney as a cherub.

A South American dictator?

@JoJoSM2 I went to school on this road, it's in Queens Park which is most definitely gentrified! It's on a lovely tree lined road with a beautiful park nearby. Agree the house is crazy money though.

Dorian from “Birds of a Feather”

Bloody hell! Love the rich plywood effect bathroom suite.

Most likely an Arab prince who hasn't stepped foot in it for over 10 years and owns another 50 of them, would be my guess.

Jesus, you'd wake up with a horse's head in one of those bedrooms and I wouldn't like to know what's underneath the pool

Incredibly optimistic pricing, considering you'd virtually have to gut the place and start again with the decorations and fittings.

Someone, who was murdered by the fashion police, who then turned their minced up body parts and made them into a bathroom. The sale price is so exorbitant due to the exotic materials used.

Why on earth would anyone with upward of 3M to spend contemplate a semi?