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Colin Firth is back on the market. Form an orderly queue, ladies.

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 17:29

I hope he was the one that called time and didn't let her give his self-esteem a further kicking.

He is apparently a very nice chap.

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WhentheRabbitsWentWild · 13/12/2019 18:28

He is nice but I would be overjoyed (though never likely to meet) if Rufus Sewell was the subject of this post Grin Grin

ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 18:29

I think you make No 14 @NoShitHemlock.

We should probably call that a full timeshare schedule.

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Savingforarainyday · 13/12/2019 18:30

Me me me!!!

NoShitHemlock · 13/12/2019 18:32

I have to say OP that I don't appreciate sloppy seconds. However I will happily accept dodgy 14ths Wink

ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 18:34
Grin

It's either that or we raffle him.

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Sprinklemetinsel · 13/12/2019 18:36

I wonder what his preference would be? Hmm.

ProperVexed · 13/12/2019 18:40

Well, obviously his preference would be a fifty something size 10 knackered blonde with arthritis in her knees, two adult DS ( and a DH but we'll pop him in the garage) and a penchant for white wine and tiramisu. I am just the lady for him and I'm here!!!

DobbyTheHouseElk · 13/12/2019 18:40

He looks so charming and hold doors open etc.

DobbyTheHouseElk · 13/12/2019 18:41

I look a bit like his ex wife.....

Veronicat · 13/12/2019 18:41

Move over ladies. I'm here now 😂

Livingthedream12345 · 13/12/2019 18:42

I'm in.
Think I'm 15th in line...gives me time to get myself in order. Grin

Kernowgal · 13/12/2019 18:45

I once nearly walked into him on my way out of Accessorize in Winchester (where he’s from). He gave me a lovely smile while I stood there staring. Tall, too. Lovely.

SimonJT · 13/12/2019 18:46

Farrell seems a bit grimy, and a bit of a man-slag.

Sounds perfect @ChristaMSieland

Disfordarkchocolate · 13/12/2019 18:47

I need to join, he really looks like he could be corrupted. Definitely team Colin here, now someone has mentioned the other guy looks like John Torode there was never going to be any competition.

Will0wtree · 13/12/2019 18:50

@Troels Equus was Peter Firth rather than Colin Firth I think. Having said that, I do agree that Peter Firth was very cute when he was younger.

Ohyesiam · 13/12/2019 18:55

I’ve waited this long for him , I don’t mind joining the queue. Prime him up for me ladies.
( I wondered where I had put my libido. That’s better! )

ProperVexed · 13/12/2019 19:00

Winchester you say? Only 30mins away from me. I'll race you.

joyfullittlehippo · 13/12/2019 19:10

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 19:16

He shot you? Politely? What?

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CoraPirbright · 13/12/2019 19:19

Urrgh! The lover looks like Brendan Fraser has melted.

Love Colin Firth even if his hair is a bit Princess Margaret these days and, having seen him in the flesh once, he is smaller and more boyish of frame than I imagined.

However, does he still live in Chiswick? Just asking for a friend......

Lexplorer · 13/12/2019 19:19

I only really fancied him in P&P. If he splits from Lizzie you'll have a fight on your hands but otherwise he's all yours

Sprinklemetinsel · 13/12/2019 19:22

@joyfullittlehippo you do t think we'll let that slide, surely? come on. Details!

KnightandDay · 13/12/2019 19:26

Me too, me too! I want to join the time share!
Purely coincidentally I started watching P&P again today on Netflix. He gives me butterflies!!!

joyfullittlehippo · 13/12/2019 19:36

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 19:39

Funnily enough, an extra I know said the same.

She wasn't lucky enough to be killed by him, though.

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