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Colin Firth is back on the market. Form an orderly queue, ladies.

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 17:29

I hope he was the one that called time and didn't let her give his self-esteem a further kicking.

He is apparently a very nice chap.

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Bogrod · 13/12/2019 18:01

He’s nice enough looking but I’ve always thought he looks like he’s a rubbish kisser. When he kisses Bridget Jones and Aurelia in Love Actually he’s all stiff lipped and pecky.

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 18:01

I'd forgotten the retrospective fib that the affair happened while they were "briefly" (and totally secretly Hmm) separated. To cover for her, presumably.

He is a GENTLEMAN, I tell you!

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Jocasta2018 · 13/12/2019 18:03

I'd like to add my name to the timeshare please!

fedup2017 · 13/12/2019 18:04

Crikey I do not see the appeal of the lover AT ALL.
Colin firth was my first proper crush as Darcy. I still would.

OhTheRoses · 13/12/2019 18:05

Love him in all his guises. Much nicer than the new geezer. But I've been with the blonde version for 30 years and I'm probably too old for him.

Bloomburger · 13/12/2019 18:05

Fuck no. Those false looking teeth are enough to put anyone off. He looks about as passionate at a dead fish!

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 18:06

He's just to proper to get all passionate on screen @Bogrod

That'll be it. He's saving it up for me

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 18:07

TOO proper, I mean.

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SimonJT · 13/12/2019 18:07

I got confused and thought of colin farrell, disappointed

Waterandlemonjuice · 13/12/2019 18:10

@JosephineDeBeauharnais yep, you’re welcome to him!

ProperVexed · 13/12/2019 18:10

Can I have a portion please? I have loved him forever. He reall y is mine.

Waterandlemonjuice · 13/12/2019 18:10

Lol at Colin Farrell, nah to that little weasel

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 18:11

I got confused and thought of colin farrell, disappointed

Farrell seems a bit grimy, and a bit of a man-slag. We won't let you throw yourself away on him @SimonJT

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JellyfishAndShells · 13/12/2019 18:12

Another Country in 1984 - do I get fast track points for loyalty ?

Sexnotgender · 13/12/2019 18:13

Her lover isn’t a patch on CF!

He always seems like a nice guy, in happily married though so not shoving my way into the queueSmile

Pinkarsedfly · 13/12/2019 18:13

I used to fancy him, but as he’s getting older he’s going a bit mimsy. He’s starting to remind me of a little old lady running a haberdashery.

I’m sure he speaks very highly of me, mind.

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 18:13

Can I have a portion please?

Grin @'portion',

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Pinkarsedfly · 13/12/2019 18:14

Colin Farrell is utterly unfanciable due to his uncanny resemblance to Kevin Webster off Corrie.

UrsulaPandress · 13/12/2019 18:15

I’ve I’ll politely join the queue.

Marco looks a bit flibby.

Troels · 13/12/2019 18:16

Shit I've got the wrong Firth in my head now sorry. I'm thinking Peter, who didn't age too well. Sad

DobbyTheHouseElk · 13/12/2019 18:17

He always seems like a nice chap. I’m in.

Is it a bit chilly for swimming in lakes this time of year...

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 18:18

Oh that's why you were talking about Equus in the 70s! Grin I was surprised Colin had been in that!

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lolawasashowgirl · 13/12/2019 18:20

You're all quality! 😂

Waterandlemonjuice · 13/12/2019 18:23

Pmsl at old lady running a haberdashery

NoShitHemlock · 13/12/2019 18:25

Colin Farrell look like he needs a good scrub with a wire brush...

The lovely Mr Firth however looks like he smells of Hugo Boss for Men and sausage rolls (2 very delicious things).

Can I have a go of him too?

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