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Just woke up from a dream that I shagged Boris Johnson

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fligglepige · 08/12/2019 09:04

I think I've been reading too much about the election campaign Confused trouble is he was actually pretty good and now I feel all kinds of wrong Shock

Ever had a sex dream about someone hideously embarrassing?

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RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 08/12/2019 09:11

Bathe in bleach immediately

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 08/12/2019 09:12

I had one about Meatloaf once. I really enjoyed it!!!! :) Blush

MrsMaiselsMuff · 08/12/2019 09:12

I'd be booking an appointment at the virtual STI clinic.

ForalltheSaints · 08/12/2019 09:16

The title should have said 'Nightmare' not dream.

LittleMissEngineer · 08/12/2019 09:17

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MidnightCircus · 08/12/2019 09:23

Hmm, let's play spot the one who didnt read the opening post.....

Sounds horrible OP! I have had two, yeah. A friend who I have no interest in (which was awkward when I saw him next), and with Richard O'Brien. Dreams are wierd

OneUsernameOnly · 08/12/2019 09:25

Bloody hell OP I would be traumatised!
I once had a sex dream about Phil Spencer - I woke up at the wrong moment and was pissed off all day 😂

isabellerossignol · 08/12/2019 09:27

Your life is now Nightmare on Elm Street, you can't risk going to sleep again. Ever.

Katinthedoghouse · 08/12/2019 09:29

I virtually shagged my kids headmaster once. It was actually quite good although I have no interest in him that way at all.

Had to shake his hand as we left a chapel service the next day and exchanging pleasantries is the norm. I was a mumbling heap of embarrassment...he must have thought...wtf Confused

Katinthedoghouse · 08/12/2019 09:30

But Boris is definitely a step too far...

Greggers2017 · 08/12/2019 09:35

I once had a 3 some with David Cameron and Ian Duncan-smith back in the day 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

My sister actually has a real life crush on Jacob Rees-Mogg 😳😳

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RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 08/12/2019 09:37

Greggers - your sister needs help, urgently.

Greggers2017 · 08/12/2019 09:38

@RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie I'm thinking of disowning her 🤦🏼‍♀️

overnightangel · 08/12/2019 09:39

@isabellerossignol 😂

RedWineIsFabulous · 08/12/2019 09:48

Could be worse

You could have shagged Corbyn

Bleuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 08/12/2019 09:50

I quite fancy Jeremy Corbyn. A dream in which he lies me down on his allotment for a cuddle would be rather lovely, I think.

fligglepige · 08/12/2019 10:27

@LittleMissEngineer he was very domineering and talked about taking Ketamine!! A real bad boy.

I don't know much about drugs but I'm sure Bojo doesn't take ketamine and surely not during sex.

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fligglepige · 08/12/2019 10:28

@isabellerossignol if I dream that I shag Freddy Krueger tonight I'm blaming you

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TreacherousPissFlap · 08/12/2019 11:11

Last night I had a rather enjoyable dream about my hairdresser. This is doubly unlikely IRL as I am married and he is as gay as a picnic basket (and also married)
I have a hair cut booked for next week and already have a slight feeling of unease Crown Confused

LittleMissEngineer · 08/12/2019 16:25

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BlueCookieMonster · 08/12/2019 16:30

OP, you need to have your brain exorcised. Ring a priest immediately!

GlamGiraffe · 08/12/2019 16:36

OP Were you running your fingers passionately through that wonderful hair of his??😂😂

otterturk · 08/12/2019 16:37

George Osborne. Was hot.

EssentialHummus · 08/12/2019 16:38

I’d never cheat on John Bercow like that Grin.

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