Just woke up from a dream that I shagged Boris Johnson

[fligglepige]

I think I've been reading too much about the election campaign trouble is he was actually pretty good and now I feel all kinds of wrong

Ever had a sex dream about someone hideously embarrassing?

Bathe in bleach immediately

I had one about Meatloaf once. I really enjoyed it!!!! :)

I'd be booking an appointment at the virtual STI clinic.

The title should have said 'Nightmare' not dream.

Hmm, let's play spot the one who didnt read the opening post.....

Sounds horrible OP! I have had two, yeah. A friend who I have no interest in (which was awkward when I saw him next), and with Richard O'Brien. Dreams are wierd

Bloody hell OP I would be traumatised!
I once had a sex dream about Phil Spencer - I woke up at the wrong moment and was pissed off all day 😂

Your life is now Nightmare on Elm Street, you can't risk going to sleep again. Ever.

I virtually shagged my kids headmaster once. It was actually quite good although I have no interest in him that way at all.

Had to shake his hand as we left a chapel service the next day and exchanging pleasantries is the norm. I was a mumbling heap of embarrassment...he must have thought...wtf

But Boris is definitely a step too far...

I once had a 3 some with David Cameron and Ian Duncan-smith back in the day 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

My sister actually has a real life crush on Jacob Rees-Mogg 😳😳

Greggers - your sister needs help, urgently.

@RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie I'm thinking of disowning her 🤦🏼‍♀️

@isabellerossignol 😂

Could be worse

You could have shagged Corbyn

Bleuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

I quite fancy Jeremy Corbyn. A dream in which he lies me down on his allotment for a cuddle would be rather lovely, I think.

@LittleMissEngineer he was very domineering and talked about taking Ketamine!! A real bad boy.

I don't know much about drugs but I'm sure Bojo doesn't take ketamine and surely not during sex.

@isabellerossignol if I dream that I shag Freddy Krueger tonight I'm blaming you

Last night I had a rather enjoyable dream about my hairdresser. This is doubly unlikely IRL as I am married and he is as gay as a picnic basket (and also married)
I have a hair cut booked for next week and already have a slight feeling of unease

OP, you need to have your brain exorcised. Ring a priest immediately!

OP Were you running your fingers passionately through that wonderful hair of his??😂😂

George Osborne. Was hot.

I’d never cheat on John Bercow like that .