Just woke up from a dream that I shagged Boris Johnson

[fligglepige]

I think I've been reading too much about the election campaign trouble is he was actually pretty good and now I feel all kinds of wrong

Ever had a sex dream about someone hideously embarrassing?

I'm probably the only one on MN, but I actually do fancy Boris a bit

And no, I can't explain it. But I cannot deny it. And I'm now wondering and hoping a bit that I have a similar dream as you tonight.

Sorry

I have an actual thing for JRM

LookToTreblesGoingTreblesGone it wasn’t that long ago quite a few on here were saying they wouldn’t mind trying Boris out

He wasn’t PM then

I always fancied Tony Blair

@EnthusiasmIsDisturbed

That's very reassuring!

Tony Blair though

having been in a room with Boris and many other people, I can say with certainty that he's extremely charismatic and everyone was flirting with him!

Could be worse. He woke up from a dream when he shagged Kim Jong-Un. While being Donald Trump.

Absolute balls was everyone flirting with him! Unless they were all desperate Tory gammons.

Sorry but harsh but I just can't imagine it.

Why would anyone flirt with straw hair dough boy?

OP that's really unfortunate, get counselling.

get counselling

^ this

I had one about Jeremy Clarkson once. Weird

I fucked Nigel Farrage last week in my nightmare

I fell asleep watching the commons a while back and had a sex dream about Jacob Rees Mogg

Im crying at this. Hahahahah!

So sorry, @fligglepige

I've had two sex dreams with David Cameron.
It was weirdly not an unpleasant experience.
It wasn't as disturbing as the time I dreamt I kissed John Redwood outside the Waitrose in Wokingham. Lol
Boris though would be a step too far!

I didn't run my hands through his hair, no. We were doing whatever the name of the sex position is that's like doggy style but you're lying flat. If only More! Magazine still existed I could have consulted it to find out what it's called.

@EssentialHummus Bercow is v v welcome in my dreams!

@PH30B3 oh dear I really can't imagine Farage would be a good shag even in a dream scenario.

I'd be drinking monster by the gallon to stay awake permanently if I was you op

Nah its fine. It's completely normal for nice girls raised on Jilly Cooper to want to have wild hows your father with evil right wing fox hunters.

Has anyone in the history of anything ever had a racy reverie about a Milliband brother? They have not.

Sorry for resurrecting an old thread but I've just had this exact dream myself..

Boris Johnson of all people WHY?!

OP that wasn't a dream!!!!

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OMG I’ve had the Meatloaf one before. When he was fat and sweaty too!! What’s that all about!? I’m not even a big fan so he’s not on my radar.
Enjoyed it though