Erm...does anyone else see a fanny on this John Lewis Christmas tree?

[Pinkarsedfly]

No wonder Edgar’s excitable...

I see an oyster

Looks like a partly decomposed ear.

I thought ear at first, then oyster.

My first thought was an ear

Just me and my filthy mind then.

It’s not the most attractive thing I’ve ever seen.

That’s what oysters look like. That slightly labial appearance is partly why they’re considered an aphrodisiac.

Whatever it looks like WHY would anyone want that hanging on their tree? Since when are oysters or vulvas or whatever festive?!

It’s possibly the ugliest tree decoration I’ve ever seen. And I grew up in the 80s, so that’s saying something.

Have you never heard the story of the christmas Labia/Oyster before.... It's a cracker. Hangs head in shame.

Well that's unusual and exceedingly ugly.

It looks more like a deformed ear to me. I wonder how well that range is selling.

They have a whole food range aubergine etc. What were the buyers thinking?

Well the Aubergine emoji is symbolic for a penis in teenage text speak so I’m told. So maybe someone at John Lewis is having a bit of a laugh....

It’s possibly the ugliest tree decoration I’ve ever seen. And I grew up in the 80s, so that’s saying something

I've coughed up tonsil stones that look not dissimilar. Never occurred to me to hang them on a Christmas tree though.

I remember going to Harrods about 5 years ago with a friend and laughing at the absurdity of hanging a frosted lobster on your tree, but you, OP, win the prize!

I’m looking forward to next year’s Festive Whelk.

Definitely an ear. Ugly AF

It’s an oyster, but then I’ve never seen a human fanny 🤷🏽‍♂️

There are some really odd decorations around this year. I think there's an Autumn theme with squirrels and foxes or something. Oh and I have seen llama decorations.

Nothing says Christmas like a mollusc

Behold the Christmas grasshopper.

I don’t mind a festive fox. At least they’re known to rock up on Christmas cards.

But a grasshopper..?

No fighting over who gets a leg with a Christmas grasshopper

I quite like a strange Christmas Decoration, we got a sparkly gecko from JL last year. But a vulva oyster seems a step too far even for me.

Where did you see the llama? I'm totally up for a Christmas Llama, but MIL comes from the land of llamas so we can justify it!