Erm...does anyone else see a fanny on this John Lewis Christmas tree?

[Pinkarsedfly]

No wonder Edgar’s excitable...

John Lewis!

It's vile, who'd buy that whatever the hell it is?

What is it even meant to be ?

I see what you mean.

I love a weird Christmas tree direction. We have sloths and narwhals and an octopus and an axolotl and well, you get the picture. The point is, even I don't have an apparently diseased vulva swinging from my branches.

It's a Pearl in an oyster. Perfectly normal

Ear was my first thought!