Toe B Aspire in Spandex, Celeb Gossip Part 2

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Do we have anything else to add?

Vanya is it the comedian?

@Cheesymonster

Aye

Why use "cruel" when you could use "mindless" ?

Bidialectal is what it's called, I think @VanyaHargreeves.

@iSayaPrayer

The stuff she wrote about SJP was so weirdly ranty and unnecessary, that I would, coupled with this morbid vanity grave defacement, suspect it is her

this might have already been revealed but bunging on here anyway

SIL's colleague's daughter was getting married in high profile building. A certain person's son was coming up to 13- and he/they desperately wanted the same venue. Chappie approached colleague via the venue and after some backwards and forwards offered to pay for the wedding elsewhere and also paid off daughter's mortgage if they would give up their 'slot'. Practically took his hand off!

SIL's colleague's daughter was getting married in high profile building. A certain person's son was coming up to 13- and he/they desperately wanted the same venue. Chappie approached colleague via the venue and after some backwards and forwards offered to pay for the wedding elsewhere and also paid off daughter's mortgage if they would give up their 'slot'. Practically took his hand off!

I heard that a good few years ago. Must have been a very Posh mum, to Spice up the rumour.

@VanyaHargreeves I saw the headlines about the comedian. If we are talking about the same person? What's that all about?

@Gatekeeper I heard this one too! Although I heard it was for a younger age party

It's about saying something without actually coming straight out with it because they can't legally @FilthyBiscuit

Ahh I wish they would just leave him alone. He obviously doesn’t want to discuss his personal life.

The SJP and KC row was so weird. The bit where KC called SJP out about sending her apologies over KC’s brothers death

Surely, you just ignore it and continue with your grieving?

Oh I seeee (the comedian). Are they trying to smoke him out?

Not necessarily, once you see the Daily Mail technique for implying stuff it becomes a sort of hobby, they certainly appear to do it for kicks.

I noticed that with the DM. They always have an article about someone who allegedly has super-injunctions. Non related of course!

It was in the DM that I read the story about Mr Fools having a boydyguard with him on set. For a while they had a bit of a thing about the Christmassy named daytime TV presenter and her producer husband. It made me wonder if there was something going on in their marriage, and I fully expected them to announce a split but it didnt come to anything.

The “big star wanted wedding/party venue so badly that they paid off someone’s mortgage/wedding” has been doing the rounds, with various different stars/footballers in the lead role for years 🙄

My family on my mums side are from oop north but I was brought up darn sarf. Whenever I went to visit even for the day I’d end up with a broad Notts accent instead of pure Essex.

I was the same when I spent a weekend in Birmingham. Came home sounding like Frank Skinner.

Yes I'm sure I heard that exact story only it was John Terry

My favourite DM non-story about a story was made up largely of pictures of Hugh Bonneville at some non-event that he was definitely not the highlight of. He was repeatedly called 'family man Hugh Bonneville' and then described as the 'Ryan Giggs of the acting world'

I’ve heard it to but it was for Christine and Frank Lampard’s wedding

Maybe they are all just spoilt bastards ruining parties and paying off mortgages!

I found it- not quite what I remebered but even better 'But then Hugh’s devotion to wife Lulu is so strong it is understood he is known to fellow thespians as the Ryan Giggs of the showbusiness world, after the famously family-orientated footballer.<

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1384757/Your-Secret-Life-So-mention-wife-Hugh---fact-drives-Volvo.html

whiter Ryan Giggs off the show business world, such a brilliant sly dig.

I wonder what they might have been hinting at with this one ?

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2221938/Nick-Grimshaw-wears-jumper-One-Direction-pal-Harry-Styles-insists-just-coincidence.html

DM are so goady. They especially love a Meghan story at the moment, but they have many a go to celeb.

Eg: They love to put the most unflattering picture possible Pierce Brosnans wife (can't remember her name - Kelley ??) and talk about how fabulous and healthy she looks.

She's a larger lady and the comments are inevitably vicious towards her.

OMG at that comment about Hugh Bonneville! Thats really close to the bone!

Yes there was one written about The Office's Lucy Davis in an airport and the ENTIRE point of the article was to Fat Shame her - for once the comments underneath pointed this out

Awful.