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Songs that irritate the crap out of you?

179 replies

lucysmam · 15/09/2019 21:42

For me it's Taylor Swift's 'Gorgeous'...no reason other than it annoys me with the stupid "ting" triangle thing. Dd1's scrolling Youtube atm & has put it on just to wind me up Hmm

What songs irritate you...just because they do?

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ginghambox · 17/09/2019 00:54

Sound of silence by Disturbed.
I like Disturbed but do not fuck about with a classic.

Defenbaker · 17/09/2019 01:14

Anything by Lily Allen - especially Smile. Hate her annoying, childish, mockney voice and instantly turn radio or TV over whenever she is on.

Any rap song, but can tolerate small amounts of rap is a song that's otherwise good (Crazy in Love being prime example, but still think song would be better minus JayZ).

Mull of Kintyre, along with most other songs by P Mac and Wings (Live and Let Die was OK for a Bond theme tune, but the rest of their songs are forgettable crap).

About 99% of heavy metal songs.

All cover versions of Without You. The original is good, and especially poignant as one of the band members/writers committed suicide, but all other versions seem way overdone.

Defenbaker · 17/09/2019 01:20

@ginghambox - I didn't know that anyone else had done a cover of Sound of Silence (Simon & Garfunkel's brilliant song). I'm surprised anyone would go there, how could they better the original masterpiece?

That reminds me - another one for the list is Madonna's dreadful version of American Pie. Just WHY?!? It's not like she needed the money!

littleorangecat22 · 17/09/2019 01:33

I love so many of these songs, it makes me doubt my taste in music!

feelingverylazytoday · 17/09/2019 04:08

Imagine - John Lennon
She's having my baby - Paul Anka
All that she wants is another baby - Roxettes

feelingverylazytoday · 17/09/2019 04:10

Got the last one wrong - it's All that she wants by Ace of base.

feelingverylazytoday · 17/09/2019 04:14

Oh, forgot Bohemian Rhapshody and just about everything else by Queen.
Goodbye Englands rose - Elton John

CJsGoldfish · 17/09/2019 04:39

I can't get past any adult woman who sings in a whiny baby voice. Seems so prevalent lately. I can get past a lot but this I cannot.

Also can't stand guys who can't seem to form whole words.

And "I Don't Mind" by Usher. Gross

Powerplant · 17/09/2019 04:44

Come on Eileen Dexys Midnight Runners can’t abide it

Jesaminecollins · 17/09/2019 04:47

This one by The Weeknd

Jesaminecollins · 17/09/2019 04:54

I usually like Ariana Grande but this song is rubbish and I turn it off if comes on the radio.

HandsOffMyRights · 17/09/2019 07:05

Thesearms

I forgot about those crimes to music too!

BringTheBounceBack · 17/09/2019 09:46

Oh god senorita. HOW is that so high in the charts? Just how?

Freyanna · 17/09/2019 10:26

This is so awful!

Hilarious though.

ThatCurlyGirl · 17/09/2019 10:29

Quite a few of my favourite songs are on this thread Blush

Retroraver93 · 17/09/2019 11:20

@ThatCurlyGirl
There's quite a few of my favourite songs on here too.

Just goes to show that we all have different tastes in everything and that's what keeps life interesting :)

ThatCurlyGirl · 17/09/2019 11:28

@Retroraver93

I agree - that's why music is so amazing, totally different reactions to every song from every person who listens.

decides to play Zero 7 all day to calm down after the Brexit thread got me riled up

Grin
FrogsAreMean · 17/09/2019 11:32

Anything by Kylie Minogue

CandyLeBonBon · 17/09/2019 12:31

Ugh. Turn me on by Kevin Lyttle. It's the words "But if you think you're gonna get away from me, You better change your mind....You're going home........You're going home with me tonight"
That make me think he sounds like a stalkery nightmare!

CandyLeBonBon · 17/09/2019 12:33

And 'all I wanna do is make love to you' by heart.
Makes me vom. If I hear it in the car I have to switch over

FatherFintanFay · 17/09/2019 12:50

I keep thinking of others but there's one out at the moment called Castles by Freya somebody or other, where her pronunciation is so mangled that she manages to turn "I'm gonna build castles from the rubble of your love" into "Ahm gon' beel CARRSUWWS f' th' rubber o' yer lurrr". The song is fairly inoffensive in itself but the radio has to go off because her voice is so unpleasant to listen to.

Hereshopingforimprovement · 17/09/2019 12:57

Shut up and Dance by Walk the Moon is awful. Makes me cringe.

Anything by U2

Agree with 4 Non Blondes What's up? Dreadful!

ThatCurlyGirl · 17/09/2019 13:05

Oh and A Little Bit More:

When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin' flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more

You just said her body's had enough mate, creepy AF!

Always makes me cringe, ugh.

Electrocute1980 · 17/09/2019 13:54

Anything by kylie!

And anything where the singer uses this breathy baby voice and doesn't form/pronounce words properly - Billie Eilish/Freya Ridings etc.

Oh and anything by Ellie Goulding!

Jesaminecollins · 17/09/2019 18:19

I know this is a popular song but why are they dressed as ballerina's?

It has an annoying tune as well!