So this is loose in my car **picture warning**

[Hoolajerry]

What the hell do I do? Had to pull.over as it was on my steering wheel at first. Tried to get it outside but couldn't manage it. I'm going to have to burn the car aren't I?

I found a great way of dealing with big spiders in difficult-to-reach places the other day - put a cloth over them and pick them up. Mind you, that wouldn't work if you were actually driving (and I could feel the one I picked up panicking like mad through the cloth ... )

We had a hornet in the car once. Now THAT was bloody terrifying.

and I could feel the one I picked up

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Wtf?!

You should park your car in our garage OP and the huge, and I mean HUGE, one I saw in there today might eat yours. Or they'll make friends and have enormous babies.

On second thoughts just abandon it.

You need to detonate your car and surrounding areas to make sure you have got it. Oh my 🙀

@Witchofzog agree

About an hour ago I walked into the kitchen with just the hallway light on. A great fuck off spider actually ran at me.
I shrieked and literally wore the light fitting as a hat.
It's run out of the kitchen, I watched it go in the half dark, I swear it was laughing manically as it went.
I think it's run under the radiator cover.
I'm currently sat on the sofa unable to take my eyes off the door in case it comes in. 😭

OP if I were you I would set fire to the car then emigrate.
I'm considering burning my house down as I type.