High waisted shorts can fuck off and die

[sneakypinky]

I'm a normal size 12 human woman and I can't find a normal fucking pair of fucking shorts that isn't high waisted camel toe wedgie inducing, apart from M&S mum shorts which I'm not quite ready for.

Fuck sake. Can't we have normal or low rise back? They were so much more flattering on a slightly tubby apple shape person.

I’m the opposite! High waisted looks and feels great on me.

I loathe anything low rise!

I have cut down my old jeans

Woop woop

High waists are my c-section ruined stomachs friends! I never pull them up so tightly that I get a wedgie though! I like ones from Gap & H&M :)

I'm jealous, they look soooo shite on me.

I've got slim legs and a wobbly tummy. Obvs I could do something about my gut but I can't be arsed and I don't generally mind being slightly rounded.

I just want some damn shorts.

Have you tried going a size up if they seem too tight/wedgie inducing around the ahem groin area?

I've just got some nice ones from Tesco actually. A couple of combat style and a couple that are flowey like a shirt.

Not at all mumsey but flattering and comfy on my belly.

Hmmm but then I'll have to admit I'm not a 12 anymore.

Better idea than losing weight though.

I want to buy some shorts, but all the ones I see in the shops are the hotpants type. Why do they not give some leg on women's shorts?

They can indeed fuck right off. I'm a generously arsed size 10 and my behind looks like two steamed Christmas puddings suspended in the muslim cloth. I think it looks worse with a relatively small waist. Big old bum cheeks swelling seemingly yards below the waistband.

And I'm the same shape as you - skinny legs but frequently asked if I'm pregnant again ffs

I've got some walking trousers that you can take the legs off. So comfy and practical

I'm in shorts hell too! Size 12 are tight...last year they bloody fit me!
I don't want to buy new ones, I just want my old ones to fit 🤣🤣

I have never, ever owned a pair of shorts. Regardless of how big or little I've been, they ride up in the crotch as I walk.
Think I have a whirlpool up there

No no no I love my shorts highwaisted! Anything low rise just looks hideous on me

They make people look like they have really weird long bums I think.

Almost worse is the high waisted and high leg bikini bottoms www.asos.com/asos-design/asos-design-mix-and-match-crinkle-high-leg-high-waist-bikini-bottom-in-sorbet-coral/prd/12640891?clr=sorbet-coral&colourWayId=16441495&SearchQuery=bikinis

I got a great denim pair from fatface last year, mid-rise, really comfy and generously cut. I hate high waist too as I have a small waist but a big belly and it sticks right out, it's awful.

These are like the ones I got:
www.fatface.com/women/clothing/shorts/clean-blue-denim-shorts-/943018.html?dwvar_943018_color=denim&cgid=women-clothing-shorts#pagination=true&start=1

Shorts are for exercise or house work as far as I'm concerned. So elastic waist only. If I want to look nice in hot weather I wear a dress or thin, flappy trousers.

Thank you OP for having some sense of style, and I hope you can find them.

Those do look good, though Wavyheaded... but denim in hot weather...?

Thanks wavy, think I might order those and see how they feel. They don't look too minge outlining.

This stomach does not do lowrise

sneakypinky - no minge! they get baggier as you wear them. But I like that

Mesmeri - I wore them in Croatia last year in 35 degrees heat! Yeah they were a bit warm .. but I still love them.

Yes I put a pair on recently (aged 48 sized 12).....my two teen DC's started making gagging noises which I didn't take to be as a thumbs up! 😝

I am not a fan. More material highlights the fact you have more to hide. Not sure even skinny people don’t look trussed up. It’s a fashion like any other to make you buy what’s popular,
Second hand, cut down what you have or buy from non “fashion” outlets.

See bikinis. It fools no one.

I tried some on in M&S this week and they did indeed look like hotpants - they came off pretty sharpish! The only ones that looked half-decent, and that I ended up with, were in Next.