High waisted shorts can fuck off and die

[sneakypinky]

I'm a normal size 12 human woman and I can't find a normal fucking pair of fucking shorts that isn't high waisted camel toe wedgie inducing, apart from M&S mum shorts which I'm not quite ready for.

Fuck sake. Can't we have normal or low rise back? They were so much more flattering on a slightly tubby apple shape person.

I've ordered the fat face ones. Will report back. They look promising.

LightDrizzle brilliant description

Im apple shaped, size 10 and high waists just make my bum look extra long. Even worse though are paper bag waists. Awful!

Can I recommend the next boy shorts? They are very flattering and if you are between sizes you can size down! Bonus!

www.next.co.uk/g23124s11#312216

As a small waisted large arsed figure, I feel your pain, so swooped in on two pairs of shorts in Sainsbury’s yesterday. Went up a size but perfect ‘old school’ style! Worth a try?

tuclothing.sainsburys.co.uk/p/Mid-Denim-Bermuda-Shorts/134891591-MidDenim?searchTerm=:newArrivals&searchProduct=&istCompanyId=07cf3c1d-7207-477f-aab0-212732e114dd&istFeedId=03391e81-6312-4095-9322-96087f0115ae&istItemId=wmrpttqxi&istBid=tztx&mteam=Arg&ch=PPC&med=Shopping&src=Google&acc=S50%20-%20Sainsbury%27s%20-%20Tu%20Clothing&cmp=1585621659&adg=59859642215&kw=&mt=&dev=m&gclid=EAIaIQobChMImevo8tbN4wIVCbLtCh3JHQvoEAQYAyABEgKVQPD_BwE

I'm a size 6-8, more of a pear or hourglass shape so bigger hips than waist, yet I find high waisted stuff so uncomfortable around the waist area. I hate them. Feels like my internal organs are being smooshed. Yet if they fit over my hips which are way wider than my waist then in theory I shouldn't have this problem. I don't get it at all. And going up a size doesn't work as things are just too big.

I’ve got some comfy Mountain warehouse ones which have high waist but no camel toe!