Nigel Farage 'Free broadband for all homes' plan

[YellowPants9]

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Lovely, but what speed Nigel & who's paying & how long for?

When I'm PM, everyone can have free broadband, gas, electricity and water. I'll arrange to pay everyone's mortgage off too, and give a free house to anyone who hasn't got one already.

Please vote for me.

I'll vote for you Valenta, but only if I can be one of the first to get the free stuff, before the money runs out.

Well I’m doing everything that valenta said and throwing in a unicorn for everybody who has a big enough garden to house one so vote for me .

I'm going to give everyone their own bus and every town shall have a shiny new bridge with flower pots. Vote me!

Hmm, state controlled access to the internet? Sounds just a bit open to abuse.

Thanks, ballyhoo !

Vote for me and you'll not only get a unicorn, you'll get a sparkly pixie to groom it for you. If your garden isn't big enough, I will throw in a balcony or roof-garden stable conversion. #unicornsforALL