Last night's Tory candidates - fancy any of 'em?

[Clawdy]

Who would you choose for an evening?! Maybe Rory Stewart?

Rory Stewart is beyond grim. Awful man.

Now that the lovely Dominic Raab is out of the running I will be backing Boris.

For PM? Rory
To fuck? They’re all ghastly

If you mean sexually, then Boris. I reckon he'd be filthy. And highly enthusiastic.

For pm? I quite like Rory but think it will be Boris.

To lead the country? - None of them.

For sex ? - None of them except in my worst nightmares. They all look as if they'd shout 'Tally Ho' when they come.

Boris in bed would be.....interesting. Worse would be Michael Gove, definitely.

They all look as if they'd shout 'Tally Ho' when they come

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Isn't boris's sister on here sometimes. And Michaels wife? 🤣

As PM, Rory Is the only sane voice.
In bed 🤢

Oh God, this is Hobson's Choice writ large.

Hunt would have clammy hands and probably cries.

Johnson I can't even make my mind go there.

Rory S looks like a schoolboy in his big brother's suit.

Raab is the kind of person you see being restrained by a bouncer as he shouts and flails his fists.

Javid is a snake. And short.

Gove see Johnson.

As PM? Stewart would probably be the least awful of a bad bunch, but as a Liberal Remainer, I would say that.

To sleep with, none of them seem like great options. Johnson is physically repulsive. He looks like a sweaty, smelly tub of lard with a personal hygiene problem. Gove is worse. A whiny, snivelling little squirt who no woman could be attracted to. I bet he keeps his vest, socks and glasses on during sex.

Javid has a head like a potato. Stewart has a scary mouth and teeth. Hunt is at least fairly normal looking, tall and even handsome in a nondescript sort of way. He looks like he would be very boring in bed, though.

As PM - Rory S. He's head and shoulders above the rest and actually speaks some common sense. However, he looked absolutely terrified last night but once he got talking he proved himself considerably better than the rest of the buffoons on offer.

In bed.. if forced to choose at gunpoint probably Hunt but none of them exactly float my boat... in fact I wouldn't even launch it for that lot

I heard on Radio 4 that Jeremy Hunt is a mean lambada dancer, if that influences anyone (not me).

Think Jeremy H would be a bit smug in bed....

I don't have to think hard about this question at all. Lanky and big nose? Hunt easily.
He'll be delighted, I'm sure.

Op, I've heard Gove has the nickname 'donkey'. Read into that what you will

Boris would shout stuff in Latin as he gets going

Gove would probably spend the whole evening morally weighing up what he should do and then shag your friend while you put the kettle on.

Sajid Javid would have a mirror on the ceiling.

I agree that Jeremy hunt would cry.

Rory Stewart I just can’t. I imagine he would be v eager.

Sajid Javid would have a mirror on the ceiling.

As well as the mirror, I think he would demand that you call his willy The Saj and he’d play some sexy Craig Xavid music for you.

The Craig David bit would be OK.......

Bluntness 100, I'm actually gutted you said that about Boris at the start of the thread, I usually agree with you but on this... I think I need to bleach my brain.

For PM - none.
For sex - none.

The only list these fuckers should all be on is “People whose role in government has done more harm than good”.

I’d love to know what it is about Boris that has made so many women fall for him. I’m baffled.

Out of all of them, if I absolutely had to, it would be Hunt or Stewart.

I've heard Gove has the nickname 'donkey'. Read into that what you will

I imagine because he brays and will bite you for no reason whatsoever

Ssd.....🤣