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Last night's Tory candidates - fancy any of 'em?

42 replies

Clawdy · 19/06/2019 11:57

Who would you choose for an evening?! Maybe Rory Stewart?

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wheresmymojo · 19/06/2019 16:39

With a gun to my head - Hunt.

But without - none of them! Most repulsive would be Johnson for all the reasons PP have outlined.

wheresmymojo · 19/06/2019 16:50

I'm just perusing the full list of photographs of MPs - there are some backbenchers who are fairly tasty IMO.

John Ashworth(?) Labour
Chris Green, Tory
Johnny Mercer, Tory

...and I don't like his politics but I think Steve Barclay is a bit of a silver fox Blush

No idea what they're like as people I'm just completely objectifying them

TravellingSpoon · 19/06/2019 16:51

I have just been a bit sick in my mouth!

ssd · 19/06/2019 16:52

Maybe Gove was called a fucking donkey?

wheresmymojo · 19/06/2019 16:54

I've just read that Mercer has a wife with two children....I do apologise to Ms. Mercer if she's a MNetter Grin

derxa · 19/06/2019 16:59

I think Jeremy Hunt is good looking and is probably a sweet man outwith politics. Boris must have something going for him if he manages to seduce so many women.

DarlingNikita · 19/06/2019 17:03

I think I've read that Gove's nickname comes from (apparently) being hung like one. I don't want to think about it though.

wheresmymojo, I've just looked up those guys and I'm afraid to say I think they've all got potato faces!

wheresmymojo · 19/06/2019 17:06

I've changed my mind about the first one - looks much better in his official photo than any other photos.

I stand by the two Tories though!

wheresmymojo · 19/06/2019 17:08

Gove the donkey Envy

His wife must be pleased to have the closest thing to an affair proof marriage though because who'd want to?

Mind you...if you were married to Boris you'd be forgiven for thinking the same.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 19/06/2019 17:09

We're absolutely done for, aren't we? Rory Stewart is the least bad choice for PM but I don't see the Tory party picking him.

As for the other ... Gin needed at the very thought. Johnson is a selfish amoral liar who has treated his STBXW (if she isn't already his ex-wife) and indeterminate number of children shamefully badly over many years. I'd run a mile (I'm sure he's gutted Grin). Gove is a slimy backstabber with a ridiculously high opinion of himself. Raab has nothing between the ears. As for the rest, I can't put out of my mind what the Tories have done these last few years. No, no, no.

DarlingNikita · 19/06/2019 17:24

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g, I think they're still married but barely –apparently he wants a quickie divorce.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 19/06/2019 17:36

I bet he does. She'll be worn into the ground by his repeated and humiliatingly public infidelities and now it's over he'll be rushing her into decisions she's not ready to take. I despise that man.

DarlingNikita · 19/06/2019 17:49

Yes, me too.

Soola · 19/06/2019 22:06

Rory Stewart has been ousted from the contest after coming last with just 27 votes in the third round ballot.
Excellent news.

TheSultanofPingu · 19/06/2019 22:31

God I feel a bit sick reading this.

LucilleBluth · 19/06/2019 22:37

Boris, every day, all the time.

StCharlotte · 19/06/2019 22:40

KurriKurri

GrinGrin

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