Neighbour Nicknames

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There was a thread like this a while ago (cant find it) and it made me laugh because me and DP have nicknames for our neighbours too...
Mr Mercedes - drives a mercedes
Nosy Nora - self explanatory really

Anymore?

We have the clampetts on one side and princess fiona on the other

Lemmy and The Nuge - 2 lookalikes.
Nekkid Legs - very tall man with very short shorts in all weathers.

Homer looks just like Homer Simpson.
Paperboy (bloke in his 50s who walks past our house every day on the way to buy his newspaper)
Bye love, see yer later. Calls out to her dc as they leave for school.

Wanker 😂😂

We have motorbike twat.
Self explanatory really!

We have:
Ambulance man
Party girl
Knob nuts
Mad cat lady
Vaj

I do know all their real names just choose not to use them

Fr D - the boring guy at the corner
LaLa- crazy American
Right ok - he says this ALL the time
The part timers - teachers

I like our neighbors, these are just for fun.

Bambos the Bastard
Crazy Christine
Barbershop Twins
Crazy Cat Lady (12 cats!)
Hoarder Harry
Mafia Chow Man

@insancerre does act like a princess or look like an ogre?

Mr Golf (cleans his whole car out and polishes his golf clubs on the front lawn every Sunday)

Peacock Man & AW
Ginger Tosser & Zelda
Hot Tub Harry
Tramps Over The Back
Captain Kevvvv Man

Sainsburys lady
Car park man (he literally hangs out in the car park and always wants to chat)
Most of the others are based around their dogs or their dogs names- chihuahua lady, ‘insert dogs name’s house. It’s quite awkward as some of them we’ve been talking to for years now but only know their dogs name and not theirs!

Sauvignon
She’s called Fiona and acts all lovely when she sees us but we hear her yelling at her children like an ogre 🤣

Haha i love these!

We have a Cat Lady too (said through gritted teeth), cat crap all over the garden from her cats. We used to have a naked shower family who showered with the blinds open in the bathroom, moved out now (thank goodness).

Bongo John next door. He went through a phase of playing bongos every night at 10pm. Luckily seems to have stopped now but the name stuck!

@insancerre pmsl

We call one of our neighbours Snow white
Because she once got very drunk and locked herself out after a party dressed as snow white. We found her sleeping on her doorstep. (And it was may, so nowhere near Halloween)

'Bitch face' on our left and 'nice neighbours' on our right. I think you can guess who got a portion of the sticky toffee pudding I made over the weekend!

We did at our old house.

Psycho Steve (local hothead)
Tattoo Head (bald man with tattooed skull)
White Van Twat

Ooh love this!

We have:
Divorce dude
Baileys mum and dad (bailey is the dog)
Adoption house
The newbies
Wierd kids house

Buffalo Bill
The young couple
Andymandy
Them with the cats
Dog hating weirdo
Them at the end
Dickhead

We've got:
Hills Have Eyes and Hills Have Eyes' Brother - both bald and the families live next door to each other.
Gaal and Shaal - his name is Gary. Don't know what hers is.
Greek bloke
Turkish woman across the road

When I lived with my parents we had:
The Dumpy Doos - short, roundish people across the road.
Kay's Catalog - he played golf with the local doctor and looked like he'd stepped out of Kay's catalog when doing it.
Hatfield - middle aged man always in a hat.
Mucky Mable

I'm sure there were loads more as my dad has a name for everyone but I've forgotten them.

I call my mums new neighbours mr and Mrs rainbow. They painted the garage door green. The front door blue. The three front window trims red. They have primary colour blinds in the kitchen, purple upstairs curtains and pink downstairs. They wear brightly coloured clothing at all times.

BUT the car is grey......so disappointed.

Metal man, Gutted and Cleavage are our nicknames for our neighbours.