New ninja thread!!

[Becca19962014]

The other one expired and it doesn't look like anyone else has created one! So I get another barn and leslie didn't steal my victory like last time!!!

I guess technically, technically MN won the last one. However, this is MY barn.

Rules:

Feed the ninja owl(s) in the rafters, cake only. Especially me. I get hungry and cannot eat anything other than cake and no yukky healthy stuff in cake.

No discussion at all about yukky healthy food.

Um..

Did I mention I like cake???

We talk about anything and everything, except obviously healthy food.

It's not advisable to try and win the thread and mention another is about to expire because some people use it to cheat.....

I love I'm a Celeb! I hope Anne will be alright. Do you feel like Nick Knowles was made for this, I feel like he's been there before?! I know he hasn't but, he suits it!

I went to a Christmas market at the weekend. I bought my body weight in cheese

Yay for cheese NK!

Sorry everyone is feeling rubbish

I'm still plodding along, but getting rather frustrated by my slow recovery.

Hi becca
nk he’s like tarzan in there i reckon emily will win though. Anne is going to struggle i think.
leslie slow an steady i hope?

binglebong how are you? Your name reminds me of the film
Inside out!

Never seen Inside Out. I'll keep an eye for it. I hope they're a baddie goodie or at least interesting.

Honest answer is life is bad right now. And with job centre tomorrow and work capability assessment next week not likely to improve any time soon. At least until the paperwork I'm helping my friendly Nigerian Prince with comes through. Then I'll be laughing.

Hope jobcentre and wca go ok!

Thanks Becca.

Sorry things are tough Bingle don't forget us when you're rolling in the millions your charming prince sends you!

mog slow and steady indeed. I'm just impatient. I want fast and steady

I have some mini Twixes left from Hallowe'en if anyone fancies one

I shall send a man in a cake van round to you all.

mog I love Emily and already want her to win! I like Harry's stories too, tbh I dont dislike any at the moment. Malique and Rita annoy me the most but I don't dislike them.

Sorry it's shit at the mo bingle. I'll share some cheese with you...?

leslie the market was gorgeous, as is the cheese

Did someone say cheese? what types did you get?

Well leslie, here's the thing... I bought loads, I mean LOADS and they're not labelled so I can't quite remember! There's an oniony one, spicy one, creamy herby one, some blue ones, a ginger one and a billion others too. I've been playing cheese roulette

Unwell today

did I miss the van made of cake??????

NK I'll have the creamy herby one please. Cheese roulette sounds great fun.

I don't think the van has been yet Becca. We are waiting for Bingle to become a millionaire first. Here's some while you wait. Sorry you're not well.

Thankyou leslie

Ooh ginger one please nk
I like them all too! First time ever
bingle it’s a Disney film and he’s a good egg. Hope everything went ok today
leslie sending fast recovery vibes
becca sorry you’re not well, have a malteser

Thankyou mog

I think creamy herby cheese will defo make you feel better leslie

Here’s some of the ginger one for you mog. I’m just watching I’m a Celeb now. DD has a cough and cold so I’ve been enlisted as chief cuddler/calpol provider. Yes definitely the first time I haven’t taken an instant dislike to a stranger

DS2 keeps putting his toothbrush in his ear like sodding Paddington Effing Bear. WHY DID HE DO THAT!!! DS1 has turned into a moody git, DD has cold- enough said and DS3’s behaviour can only be described as that of a crack cocaine addict. His highs are high and his lows are...incredible. I need to look for the receipts for these monsters, surely the Sales of Goods Act or Consumer Rights Act can help me?! I definitely ordered von Trapps.

At least if they're Von Trapps you can train them to sing and go on tour!

Exactly! DS3 has become the clingyest clingboy ever to have existed. He won't leave me alone, he follows me everywhere and wants to be carried all the time. My friend keeps calling it cute, it isn't, it's isn't cute at all. It's incredibly irritating and tbh they're all stressing me out at the moment. I know I sound like a broken record but four alone is hard! I know I'm very lucky I have my friends and family etc. but I'm so stressed!