long time poster here.. penis beaker, parking etc, but created a new account for this one as my DP knows all my MN details.
ive been away on business for the past 10 days.. the house is relatively neat but does need a clean.. the bedroom however!!!!
the sheets and pillowcase on my DPs side are really really grubby just in the area you would sit to sort out a few bits before sliding into bed.
i can only imagine it is arse wipe