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long time poster here.. penis beaker, parking etc, but created a new account for this one as my DP knows all my MN details.

ive been away on business for the past 10 days.. the house is relatively neat but does need a clean.. the bedroom however!!!!

the sheets and pillowcase on my DPs side are really really grubby just in the area you would sit to sort out a few bits before sliding into bed.

i can only imagine it is arse wipe

is it just my DP that does this?
i am seriously mortified...

I don't really understand

Has he not been wiping his arse properly?

yes i think that's what it looked like

from the 5 year old, i could understand a bit but not from a 55 year old

Oh grim

Don't have that problem here thank fuck but I'm sure other MNers will be around to share their grubby men tales with you

Fairly sure there was one who used his worn socks to freshen up before sex

Do you have to remind him to wipe his bum properly when you are there? Why is he wiping his bum on his pillowcase?

Are you sure it was from his bum?

So many questions...

What, so he’s not been wiping his bum properly then sitting on his pillow with a bare arse and rubbing it around?

pretty sure it wouldnt have been anyone else.. weve got one of those cctv doorbell thingies and no one apart from DP has been home

Um nope no photos ever thank you.

i cant be dealing with this
surely he would notice?
and do something?

Blimey, I can't think of anything that would quell my libido more than such poor hygiene around the nethers.

Not buying it, sorry. Why would be randomly decide when you’re away to not wipe his arse properly then rub it over his pillow?

They could have come through the back door.

I would have left it like that and showed them, asking why?

My dp has some questionable habits but skid marks on the pillow is a step too far for me 🤢

That’s disgusting.

I have to say though that if I were to sit on my bed, I don’t sit on the pillow bit-bare arsed or not?!

Are you a poo troll?

Just saycan you change the sheets love?
Don’t shame him

No skid marks but DH certainly sends a bum smell up from under the duvet with his back to me in bed.

no i am not a poo troll

or a troll of any other kind

in hindsight yes maybe i should have left it but i didnt so what do i do now? clean sheets on and wait and see if it continues?

Clean sheets on and actually talk to him about it?

For the love of God do not post any photos! That is NOT a mumsnet requirement in these sorts of circumstances. Have you lost the run of yourself even posting this online!

I doubt you've been here for a while unless you're the poo troll if you think MNers would like photos of dirty sheets. You're obviously confusing MN with somewhere else.

I don't understand why this would only happen when you're not there. Has he perhaps been eating in bed? Surely it would have smelt in the room due to the prolific skid marks you're implying?

Whilst you're home DH obviously tows the line with showers / hygiene etc, whilst you've been away he has likely thought sod it i wont bother showering tonight etc, i know what you mean its a 'hue' of dirt!!

My DH occasionally leaves a nice skidmark on the bottom sheet but it is swiftly pointed out and he is shamed!! I hate the fact he sleeps naked.

I genuinely can’t believe anyone is happily married to a man who doesn’t wipe his arse properly 🤷🏻‍♀️

I bet he hasn't showered while you were away, and he's been sleeping naked. Make sure he gets a good scrub tonight before he is allowed into the bedroom.