Today's Rightmove gem!

[wholetthekittlesout]

Please, form an orderly queue!

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-55659006.html

It's just that the first five photos are so normal and then bam!

Forgetting the - er - embellishments, it is a lovely bungalow with loads of potential and extremely cheap. Old Coulsdon is (or used to be) a really nice area with fairly easy commute to London.

I'm wondering it is too cheap to be true actually, maybe just being cynical.

Ha ha looks like the set of 'Dynasty', where is Joan Collins.

This property must be seen to be fully appreciated

You've got to love estate agents humour 🤣

They're starting on the kitchen next - look at the over sized chalice cup on the table. I did have a little smirk at the radio on the bedside cabinet i n the bedroom - I had rather hoped the owners were serenaded by harp playing cherubs, not Heart FM.

Why is there a dead sheep sandwiched inside a footstool in the lounge??? I am not going to sleep tonight 😱

Why don't estate agents just tell sellers to put their shit away and get some magnolia on the walls???

Dead sheep

Lol, got to pic 5 thinking, nope can't see the issue, then number 6 hits you between the eyes!! Woah!

Wowsers - thankfully most of that shite is either soft furnishings or just hung on the walls. Do you think the line about the vendor being related to one of the EAs is to stop people slagging it off when they ring to book a viewing?

Hilarious. Great share thanks op!

Okay, shocking decor! But I am also gobsmacked at the price, so much for three beds.

Amazing

I burst out laughing. Love the busts in the bathroom

Oh my word that’s cheered me right up! So normal until page 5!! It’s like the Dynasty set meets The Vatican museum!

Lololol

I also enjoy this pair of shoes making up part of the decor.

Shame we only get to see 2 of the bedrooms though

Ugh, they've put a towel on the loo seat.

How long has this been on the market? I'm sure those are Christmas decorations hanging from the chandeliers.

Whoops!

It's the hats in the bathroom that tip me over the edge.

I was fine with it until the bathroom lol 😂

I did the five photo countdown too and that was not what I was expecting it was certainly a bam moment, there was just no indication as to what was coming. Jaw dropping.

I agree about the hats AveABanana - just why?

That's made my day

I snorted AND cackled!!

Fuck-a-doodle-dooo!!
Also check out the foot stool in the lounge - that cover looks like it's a bloody face!!

Holy shit. Love it. If only I had 650k.

It's a no from me the kitchen is just lacking