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Peder Andre Thread #2 Find your inner orange......

332 replies

Sparklingbrook · 31/01/2014 22:38

New thread.

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VoiceoversSoundSmug · 02/02/2014 00:18

I think most cases of spousal maintenance finish after five years. Wink how long since the judgment?

SundaySimmons · 02/02/2014 00:52

Hi, whilst shopping today I noticed the mint viscount's and realises that I hadn't seen any if the orange ones for a long while.

Do you think they have all been bought up and stockpiled by Peter Andre?

Thundercrackers · 02/02/2014 01:21

Mumsnet, you nest of vipers! This thread is even more acidic than the last. The man asks for it, though. I wonder if he's read any of this? Do his management let him type on the computer independently?

Gileswithachainsaw · 02/02/2014 08:08

We arebt vipers. We are corn snakes who are reddy/orange

Thundercrackers · 02/02/2014 08:49

Of course you are! Grin I don't think my tango specs were adjusted properly. It's a beautiful sunny morning here in Northumberland- the residual glow from Peter's JR performance could almost be mistaken for a spectacular sunrise. Am off for a bask...

Atomiksnowflake · 02/02/2014 13:18

After read the 70s fred ,i think Mr Orange thinks he still lives in the 70sGrin

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2014 12:56

Hi all. Very quiet on the 'Peder News' front. But is OK! out tomorrow? Will there be a name reveal?

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ExitPursuedTheRoyalPrude · 03/02/2014 13:03

Mmmm. Mint viscounts.

ButICantaloupe · 03/02/2014 13:06

How long do they have to register the birth?

IIRC, Alex Reid and Chantelle held out for as long as they could to sell the name via a magazine deal.

SundaySimmons · 03/02/2014 13:09

9 weeks rings a bell as both of my children were registered very late and my daughter on the cut off date!

We were sent letters to remind us to register and the threat of a fine I think it was.

When we asked the Registrar they couldn't actually recall anyone ever being prosecuted.

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2014 13:22

So what's on the short list? Is it

Amelia
Poppy

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ButICantaloupe · 03/02/2014 13:24

Oh goodness, we could have months more of this shit then.

Sparkling, I think Alexandra, Rose and Elizabeth were also on the list.

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2014 13:49

Groan. But he has to do something to stay in the public eye so I expect we will be teased.

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ButICantaloupe · 03/02/2014 13:51

But those names are so normal I want something RIDICULOUS

FloweryFeatureWall · 03/02/2014 13:56

Oh he will pick a completely different name and say it came to him in a dream. A lovely orange dream.

ButICantaloupe · 03/02/2014 16:38

The orange one has spoken and the baby shall be known as.......

Amelia.

FloweryFeatureWall · 03/02/2014 16:44

Amelia Andre

The a,a sounds a bit off but I lurve the name Amelia. Shame it is now tarnished :(

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2014 16:57

Ok FINALLY we have a name for our beaut of a baby girl. Ems, J, P and I have decided on Amelia :)))) So lovely fans before you read it anywhere else here it is. Love ya :)

The announcement on the Peterandre channel. Hmm

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SundaySimmons · 03/02/2014 17:01

How disappointing.

What about any middle names?

Orangina?

ExcuseTypos · 03/02/2014 17:03

Ahh that's a shame- we can't laugh at Amelia.Sad

Am pleased they've chosen a sensible name.

Awks · 03/02/2014 17:04

He's playing York in October. Shall we go and show our appreciation and our tits

SundaySimmons · 03/02/2014 17:08

We could infiltrate the genuine fans and do a Mexican wave of standing up and flashing our bosoms!

Or would that be too much for him?

MartinSheensTeeth · 03/02/2014 17:26

Amelia is way too much like Emily. It's like Junior all over again.

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2014 17:30

Hopefully she will have a really silly nickname to make up for it.

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TheHandbagOfGlory · 03/02/2014 17:38

Oh I a bit disappointed, I was still hoping for Cleopeter.