I'm bored AMA

[OhTheBoredom]

I have a couple of hours free and I can't find anything to entertain myself with. Currently watching some type of bug crawl up a living room wall.

Best piece of advice?

Can you tell that I am also bored?

Would you rather fight a rabbit the size of a lion or a lion the size of a rabbit?

A lion the size of a rabbit.

Whats the weirdest thing you've ever seen someone do in public?

A man singing while shagging a prositute in hedge.

What's your favourite biscuit?

That's a difficult question. Probably all butter shortbread with chocolate chips in.

Fish up your foof - tail first or head first?

Don't buy things on the internet when drunk.

Cher.

Not sure. I'd have to think about that one.

Order these from best to worst:

Rich man with a small penis
Selfish man with a big penis
Hot man who wears socks with sandals
Hot man with a low IQ

Hahaha, you have really made me chuckle. A head would nibble and a tail would tickle!

Rich man with a small penis -A
Selfish man with a big penis-D
Hot man who wears socks with sandals-B
Hot man with a low IQ-C

This giant bunny and tiny lion, does it have to be a fight? How about cuddles?

1. How do you word a statutory declaration for the passport office when typing it up yourself.
2. What should i type in it to explain that i can not get any docs BC for my mother.

No idea. Something along the lines of 'I declare ..is true'

Depends the reason you can't get her docs.

Do you ever think there will be a born that can outrun a horse?

Not sure. I'm sure there will be a horse born that can be outrun by a human though.

I just made 3x banana bread to use up some bananas which are on the turn!

How many bananas do you use per loaf?

Would you rather have blemish free skin or one spot that keeps refilling for a lifetime of sporner delight?

Blemish free. Why would any one want spots?!