I'm bored AMA

[OhTheBoredom]

I have a couple of hours free and I can't find anything to entertain myself with. Currently watching some type of bug crawl up a living room wall.

Can only ever hear this being sung but can never remember who by.

Do you have snow where you are? It's very bad in Leeds Yorkshire at the moment. Lol

Yes, woke up to a good 4 inches of snow.

Do you prefer sea or mountains for scenery?

Mountains. I've lived by the sea several times and do not enjoy it.

Hot drinks or cold drinks?

I like just above lukewarm temp.

Favourite film? Why?

Drop dead Fred. It never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I rewatch it.

If you had a time machine where would you go? Past? Future? Any point in time in particular and why?

I'd go back probably around 150 years ago and buy some property and bonds.

Do you believe in life after love?

Not sure what you mean.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Can you do my tax return for me?

I'd give it a go but you'd probably have better luck with HMRC if you allowed a ferret to do it for you instead. You could pay them in salmon oil.

When did you last go abroad? Where did you go?

France about 10 years ago. To DLP with a relative and her many children.

How much do you have in your personal current account right now?

@Philandbill it was Cher

If you had to lose your arms or legs which would you prefer and why?

It would have to be one of my most favourite songs.

What should I do this afternoon? Similar level of boredom here

Sorry, I've been away so long. If I tell you I might go wrong.

Do you own a Dyson Airwrap?

£21.59

What would be your dream job?

You can always start a thread about how a dog walked past you looked your way and even had the audacity to look your way.

Those tend to be quite lively.

If you had to lose your arms or legs which would you prefer and why?

Legs. Can you imagine the frustration of having an itch when you don't have arms to scratch it?!

Do you own a Dyson Airwrap?

No. The last hair gadget I bought was a Babbylis big hair and that ended up a tangled disaster.

Read a book!

Any criticising of dogs on mumsnet gets a bit lively 😂

DDF is one of my fave's - the last 20 mins have me bawling. Every. Single. Time.

What, in your opinion, is the reason we’re all here alive on Planet Earth right now?

Would you rather fight a rabbit the size of a lion or a lion the size of a rabbit?

Whats the weirdest thing you've ever seen someone do in public?

Any criticising of dogs on mumsnet gets a bit lively 😂

Someone let their dog poo in my drive the other day and left it there 😡

What's your favourite biscuit?

What should I do this afternoon? Similar level of boredom here

Bake delicious cheese scones.

What would be your dream job?

No clue. Something that involves me doing very little, with very little interaction with others and for a lot of money.

What, in your opinion, is the reason we’re all here alive on Planet Earth right now?

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