Literally Ask Me Anything and I'll Answer!

[MysteriousAMA]

Ask Me Anything and I'll endeavour to answer honestly and give one more tidbit of info about me for each question.

Yes I'm slightly bored and yes I've name changed for this. ☺

@MaggieFS i googled it and the answers aimed at adults were far too convaluted so here's an answer for kids. Luckily that's who you asked on behalf of ;)

I said ask me anything but not that'd I have the correct answer. Piece by piece in the reverse order that you did it is good start

Yes, definitely. ☺

Trump so he doesn't become the worlds next dictator. Hope you've got enough orange material.

Yes you definitely are! ☺

Probably not harsh enough. My mood goes down upon nearing Slough and then exponentially increases as I exit. Sorry Slough I'm too countryside to appreciate you.

What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done?

I have tried that but still can't do it. I have called my insurance company and they are referring it to legal and want to know who suggested a jacket may slip down a gap I the car so my next question is can I have your name and personal details to pass to them? 😉

Why can't horses vomit?

@AdultFemaleWoman fingers for toes, seen as mine are pretty good at picking stuff up already but there's always room for improvement. I've always quite liked my hands so not going to mess them up.

@DistressedAndStressed not in this lifetime

@ThisThreadCouldOutMe if you can afford a provisional driving license then apply as most places accept this as ID. I have often printed out statements and bills then trifolded them to make them look as if they've arrived in the post. Always worked for me. A chat with citizens advice may help your situation. In the past I have been caught in the same catch 22 and I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

Should I apply for that job I've seen even though I lack one of the essential elements and it would make my current boss upset?

@wendywoopywoo222@wendywoopywoo222

Not an amount that you should be worrying about.

@Ormally go for whichever one is functional and aesthetic. There is no joy in things that are functional but ugly or beautiful but useless. It's good to have choices.

@MissMelanieH yes definitely apply! There's no need to inform boss unless you are offered the job. For references you can use previous jobs, character references or as a last resort your current boss. Life is too short to stay in the same job if it no longer works for you.

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Because of the very strong valve in their stomachs that prevent foods coming back up. Hence it's very important not feed them anything not meant for horses.

Thanks. I can't afford one and have 2 weeks tops to sort it. Ho hum. I'll have to go into town tomorrow with what I do have and see what I can do. and then cry

It all started when I was 3 years old and my mum wouldn't buy me the wooden toy train set. But I wanted it so I put it in my ample toddler pockets. Upon discovery my poor mum was mortified and too embarrassed to return it. So I essentially got what I wanted through naughtiness. Wouldn't catch adult me doing such a thing now.

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

Are you terrified of cancer like me?

You can ask UC to help fund ID particularly if you need it to prove right to work.

Thank you. The volume of orange material won't be a problem, it's going to be finding all the necessary pins and needles to do doll justice that will.take a little longer.

Make one of yourself and give it little back and head rubs when you’re having a tough day.

Asked on behalf of a 2 year old . . . .

"WHY????"

Thanks. I didnt know that. Its to open a bank account (mine is closing for hideous and embarrassing debt problems) so might not qualify. Or have time! But I can certainly try.

Why does one of my cats like pesto?