I’m not a former wild child and I don’t know a Hollywood A lister intimately AMA

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Nothing to see here.

Do you like a cheese sandwich?

Can you confirm or deny that, in later years after not being a wild child party animal, you also did not ride a young royal like a stallion in a field and in fact have never met any of them?

Do you feel exploited that the tabloid rags didn't pay you a paltry £2k for your entire non stories when they would have offered not to pay the older male slebs many multiples of that for not giving them a few measly quotes about the encounters that you didn't have with them?

look at recent AMAs for a hint

No, and I’m not a prop forward either.

Yes, absolutely!

King Charles
Prince William
Princess Michael of Kent
Princess Beatrice’s loo hat

Never met ‘em, although I think I caught a glimpse of Lord Lucan round the back of Wetherspoons once.

Interesting question, the cheesier the better, but I prefer spam.

Wonderbra (other nork hammocks are available.)

🤣🤣 thank you for this op. These ama threads give such insight and depth, one might even say meaning. Keep on living your experience and I hope Sean bean stays away.

Are you famous in your local pub?

How do you feel in not being involved in the phone hacking scandal? Did you ever not attend a commons select committee to answer questions about your non-ordeal? Have you not made great friends with hugh grant and sienna Miller as a result?

Do you see yourself always never meeting celebs? What if one approached you directly and there was nowhere to run?

Sorry if this has already been asked, I get nervous talking to non celebrities. It's really fascinating to me.

Who is the rudest celebrity you never met?

Do you use l'Oreal?

I’m not worth it 😔☹️

Surely you should have posted one cryptic first comment then left the thread never to return? What are you playing at, keep answering us?

I did actually see Vic Reeves once, but I didn’t say anything to him.

I’m not THAT OP.

Did Leo not dump you on your 26th birthday?

It was @iwaspartofttheset

You mean THAT Leo?

Never met him.

So, he didn’t dump you, as I thought 😁

a true A-lister, I'm glad you had the chance to never meet!

I saw them in passing once but they were gone before I could really say I'd "met" them.

Are you currently not suing any newspapers? Prince Harry and a load of other celebs that you haven’t met are currently suing all of the papers except the boring ones so how does that feel? Do you feel left out? also didn’t you get an invite to the coronation?

Not having met the RF and not been papped falling out of a nightclub with Prince Harry when I was supposed to be with Emma Ridley, no I don’t need to join Hugh Grant in the witness stand as I’ve never met him.

The Coronation invitation arrived just as I expected it to - at someone else’s house.