I’m not a former wild child and I don’t know a Hollywood A lister intimately AMA

[ADCisntme]

Nothing to see here.

So many questions…

no, not meeting the celebrities has not changed my life because I’ve never met them.

I regret not meeting Keanu Reeves. He sounds nice. I don’t think I have had any celebrity dreams, and if I did then it was about someone inconsequential aka Paul Burrell, so I’m relieved that I’ve never met them in real life.

My mum is 74 next year and didn’t fight in two world wars for me not to meet any famous people.

😂😂 this thread is cheering me right up OP.

What was it like not appearing on The Word?

Are you bitter Mandy Smith didn't ask you to be her bridesmaid?

How often did you not go to Stringfellow's?

I feel I must ground you from the heady heights of nothingness. What's your favourite crisp flavour, OP? 😄

Do you feel that not partying with celebrities at an inappropriately young age has hampered your relationship with Jesus now?

I heard a little rumour you didn't shag Matt Damon, @ADCisntme ...care to spill the beans on that one? 🍿

Well, nothing from this Insta account as I am not a celebrity https://instagram.com/celebrity_favourite_crisps?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

but at a push, Ready Salted.

I haven’t met Gary Linekar either.

😂

A) dunno
b) no
c) never went

Jesus was a party dude too but he never invited me round for supper.

Do you now, or have you ever owned, a Wonderbra?

You are wrong @Snowite , I think you’ll find I didn’t f Matt Damon. These non differences matter.

No need for a Wonderbra and I haven’t appeared on Page 3 either. The words “Hello boys” have never been uttered from my lips.

I had forgotten Wonderbras . I wonder if they still make them?

Bloody hell OP I was also born in 1950 and I don't recall fighting in even one world war. Your Mum has set the bar quite high.

She didn’t.

Oh I see, of course she probably avoided the Korean War too. You have good genes.

She didn’t fight.

The First World War happened 105 years ago- your mother being 74 could not have fought in two world wars...

The Second World War was 75 years ago so didn't fight in that one either- had there been some alien inter planetary invasion she was involved with??

Whoosh

Op, how do you feel not having your teenage years splashed all over the tabloids under salacious headlines?

You are not alone Op. I don’t hang around with Alan Titchmarsh or Laurence Llewelyn Bowen. I try not to make it a ‘thing’ but if anyone wants to ask any questions about me not knowing any gardening/ interior designer celebs I will do my best to answer you.

How did you come to not be a wild child then?
Did you just not 😳think “okay I’m beautiful, I don’t like school work but I do like partying, I’d like to meet xxxx xxxxxx so I’m going to set about doing so?”
Didn’t it freak you out a bit being a child in an adult world?

Disclaimer: I’m nd and was scared of being in a relationship - pathologically shy if you will - so people like you fascinate me.

Are you a hooker? (I mean this kindly) or do I just not understand what is going on here