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DP went to lap dancing bar last night and had private dance!

61 replies

TomAllenWife · 26/02/2023 18:13

And I literally couldn't give a toot

OP posts:
arethereanyleftatall · 26/02/2023 18:26

But why would anyone else give a shit how low your boundaries are? You do you.

waterlego · 26/02/2023 18:27

Would you rather be a giraffe or a manatee?

VladmirsPoutine · 26/02/2023 18:27

I really hope I'm never this lonely. It makes people act out in such maladaptive ways.

AwfulBeryl · 26/02/2023 18:27

I don't think anyone is going to ruin you. It's just that no one really cares.
You're OK with it. So what's to ask ?

Mars27 · 26/02/2023 18:28

OP are you OK? You seem in desperate need of a slice of pie and a lie down.

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TomAllenWife · 26/02/2023 18:30

Adrelaxzz · 26/02/2023 18:24

Are you married to the actual Tom Allen?

Yes 100%

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IAmMeThisIsI · 26/02/2023 18:30

Leave the bastard. He's not paying you enough attention because you're posting on MN for attention. He could be chatting to you now and making you feel super cool for not giving a "toot" about the stripper. But no. You're here. Begging for attention.

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TomAllenWife · 26/02/2023 18:30

VladmirsPoutine · 26/02/2023 18:27

I really hope I'm never this lonely. It makes people act out in such maladaptive ways.

😂😂😂😂

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MrsJessePinkmann · 26/02/2023 18:31

tumbleweed

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TomAllenWife · 26/02/2023 18:31

IAmMeThisIsI · 26/02/2023 18:30

Leave the bastard. He's not paying you enough attention because you're posting on MN for attention. He could be chatting to you now and making you feel super cool for not giving a "toot" about the stripper. But no. You're here. Begging for attention.

He is chatting to me now, unfortunately watching football 🙄

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IAmMeThisIsI · 26/02/2023 18:34

Definitely LTB if he's watching football. How very dare he! What's the score btw?

AwfulBeryl · 26/02/2023 18:36

IAmMeThisIsI · 26/02/2023 18:34

Definitely LTB if he's watching football. How very dare he! What's the score btw?

Man Utd won 2- 0.

IAmMeThisIsI · 26/02/2023 18:38

Thanks. Knew they'd win.

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TomAllenWife · 26/02/2023 18:39

I know deffo LTB over the footy I'm with you

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toomuchlaundry · 26/02/2023 18:42

Would you be as cool if he asked a female friend to do a lap dance for him?

YouJustDoYou · 26/02/2023 18:44

Saddo.

Rogue1001MNer · 26/02/2023 18:47

Have you ever posted a pic of a part of your body on mn?

toomuchlaundry · 26/02/2023 18:50

Have you had a bottle of wine to yourself tonight?

Theyresexpeoplemn · 26/02/2023 18:52

Did you lose any respect for him? Or maybe you had none to lose.

Honestmary · 26/02/2023 18:58

There is a thread on poo over in chat if you are bored 🙊

FictionalCharacter · 26/02/2023 19:02

Are the Cool Girl badges out of stock, so you had to come here to announce that you’re a Cool Girl?

philautia · 26/02/2023 19:03

Did you accidentally post on MN instead of your lockable diary?

bobbytorq · 26/02/2023 19:16

philautia · 26/02/2023 19:03

Did you accidentally post on MN instead of your lockable diary?

😂

LumpyandBumps · 26/02/2023 19:23

Why worry about a lap dance?
No reason to LTB unless he does something unforgivable- like steal your chocolate!

Newstartonwards · 26/02/2023 19:24

Did he pay for a private dance with you?