DP went to lap dancing bar last night and had private dance!

[TomAllenWife]

And I literally couldn't give a toot

[SylvanianFrenemies]

Your husband paid a woman to rub herself all over his cock.
My question is, how can you find a man who buys consent attractive?

[Mark19735]

I'll bite. Did you ask him what sort of dancer he picked? Was it someone broadly with your attributes, just better/hotter/younger? Or someone completely different, like an exotic treat? Would you give more of a toot if he answered one way rather than the other?

[TomAllenWife]

@Barleysugar86

This is also fine in my marriage, we'd usually agree boundaries beforehand for things like a stag. I had one myself once out of curiosity but didn't do a whole lot for me really. So no, no questions from me.

100% agree
I think once you've experienced it yourself it loses the imaginary charm

[Barleysugar86]

This is also fine in my marriage, we'd usually agree boundaries beforehand for things like a stag. I had one myself once out of curiosity but didn't do a whole lot for me really. So no, no questions from me.

[rattlemehearties]

Do you know you've posted in Ask Me Anything? Try Chat next time

[legalseagull]

Is anyone watching the dinosaur thing on BBC2. Very interesting.

[choccytime]

Really , you couldnt give a toot I feel sorry for you

[TomAllenWife]

@Nowthatlovehasperished

My husband had a private dance and I caught a STD. I was devastated.

Clearly he had more than a dance!

[CaravaggiosCat]

Are you aware that some private dances are often more than a private dances and how much did he spend?

[Nowthatlovehasperished]

My husband had a private dance and I caught a STD. I was devastated.

[Kranke]

I ate cold baked beans tonight - and my husband couldn’t give a shit!

[Newstartonwards]

Did he pay for a private dance with you?

[LumpyandBumps]

Why worry about a lap dance?
No reason to LTB unless he does something unforgivable- like steal your chocolate!

[bobbytorq]

@philautia

Did you accidentally post on MN instead of your lockable diary?

😂

[philautia]

Did you accidentally post on MN instead of your lockable diary?

[FictionalCharacter]

Are the Cool Girl badges out of stock, so you had to come here to announce that you’re a Cool Girl?

[Honestmary]

There is a thread on poo over in chat if you are bored 🙊

[Theyresexpeoplemn]

Did you lose any respect for him? Or maybe you had none to lose.

[toomuchlaundry]

Have you had a bottle of wine to yourself tonight?

[Rogue1001MNer]

Have you ever posted a pic of a part of your body on mn?

[YouJustDoYou]

Saddo.

[toomuchlaundry]

Would you be as cool if he asked a female friend to do a lap dance for him?

[TomAllenWife]

I know deffo LTB over the footy I'm with you

[IAmMeThisIsI]

Thanks. Knew they'd win.

[AwfulBeryl]

@IAmMeThisIsI

Definitely LTB if he's watching football. How very dare he! What's the score btw?

Man Utd won 2- 0.