I'm Kate Middleton*, AMA

[RishiRich]

*I'm actually not, but my middle name is Kate so I feel like I have special insight.

@intwrferingma

Do you wake up, look in the mirror, toss your tresses and hum 'I feel pretty' to yourself?

Only once I've done my eyeliner.

How did you recover from the affair? How do you keep tabs on his phone, social media with so many flunkies who can assist him in nefarious philandering?

Loving this thread!

@658Doyouknowwheremysparkis

How did you recover from the affair? How do you keep tabs on his phone, social media with so many flunkies who can assist him in nefarious philandering?

I have sooo many flunkies. Wills will be gone soon (see Meghan post above) and my gardener is smoking 🔥 What can I say? I'm a walking, talking, rich, rural, middle class cliché.

Are you still sore that your sister's arse upstaged you on your wedding day?

Which of your kids is most likely to follow the wayward Prince Albert Victor/Duke of Windsor path?

You are rich, royal, skinny and beautiful - if you had to ditch three and choose just one, which would it be?

@TheTurn0fTheScrew

Are you still sore that your sister's arse upstaged you on your wedding day?

Which of your kids is most likely to follow the wayward Prince Albert Victor/Duke of Windsor path?

Pippa's perfect bottom had the moment, but I'll have the history books.

Louis, although I reckon Charlotte will give Princess Margaret a run for her money.

@stripeyflowers

You are rich, royal, skinny and beautiful - if you had to ditch three and choose just one, which would it be?

Rich enables both skinny and beautiful. Royal I can take or leave.

Do you ever lie in, drink coffee in bed and spend the day binge watching Gavin and Stacey on Netflix?

@ScrumpyBetty

Do you ever lie in, drink coffee in bed and spend the day binge watching Gavin and Stacey on Netflix?

I'm not a Gavin and Stacey fan but yes, absolutely. The joys of having staff!

@RishiRich

moonbedazzled
Could you try to influence fashion trends to help us fatties that can't wear tiered dresses, frills and peplums?

I bestow upon you, my loyal subjects, the 2022 combat trouser trend!

🥳 I love combats. And now I love you, Kate. 🥰

What would you say if I told you I have a crush on you?

As you took a degree in Art History, who were your favourite artists?