I'm Kate Middleton*, AMA

[RishiRich]

*I'm actually not, but my middle name is Kate so I feel like I have special insight.

Do your jaws hurt from the fixed smile? It reminds me of my wedding day… ouch

Do you remember a certain someone accidentally flashing you on the stairs at school?
It was one of his favourite stories of his school days.

@RJnomore1

Do your jaws hurt from the fixed smile? It reminds me of my wedding day… ouch

Three words: daily facial exercises.

@CrochetBug

Do you remember a certain someone accidentally flashing you on the stairs at school? It was one of his favourite stories of his school days.

No but it sounds fun for everyone.

Spill the tea on Rose Hanbury

You have 3 children, don't you worry a tiny bit about pollution and climate change?
I mean, look at your carbon footprint with all that travelling.

@Amrapaali

Spill the tea on Rose Hanbury

She's a less hot version of me.

@Sinuhe

You have 3 children, don't you worry a tiny bit about pollution and climate change? I mean, look at your carbon footprint with all that travelling.

I know, but I salved my guilty conscience by coming up with the idea for the Earthshot Prize.

What do you actually eat?

@TulipsGarden

What do you actually eat?

Lettuce, fags and dodgy foreign delicacies

Are you happy?

What’s William like in bed?

Bladebone, Old Boot, or Six Bells?

@Fuckedoffisanunderstatement

Are you happy?

I'm a clever introvert so the job sucks but my husband and the DC are worth it.

@LadyGardenersQuestionTime

What’s William like in bed?

In the immortal words of Whitney Avalon, he's a prince on the streets but a beast in the bed.

Reference:

@Mysterian

Bladebone, Old Boot, or Six Bells?

They all serve six different types of lettuce.

But which pub was best?

And would you ever pay £2 for a marshmallow?

Who does your (excellent) Botox?

@LadyGardenersQuestionTime

What’s William like in bed?

Needy?

How many coats do you own?

(to the nearest 50)

Do you wake up, look in the mirror, toss your tresses and hum 'I feel pretty' to yourself?

@Mysterian

But which pub was best?

And would you ever pay £2 for a marshmallow?

None of them. The Cottage Inn is where it's at. The pub quiz is 👌

I have no idea what £2 for a marshmallow is about but probably.

@CythereaGraye

Who does your (excellent) Botox?

I did an online course from Groupon to learn to do it myself. Clinic staff talk.

@TheHoptimist

How many coats do you own?

(to the nearest 50)

I own very few. Designers just send them to me to borrow.