AMA
I am a bat shit crazy ex - ask me anything!
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 16:50
Ex DP told me so, so it must be true!
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 16:54
Sorry, no bunnies or non molestation orders!
CherryValanc · 30/10/2020 16:58
Will you every admit he did nothing wrong, always treated you real well and was totally considerate and kind when you broke up?
MademoiselleDeWinter · 30/10/2020 17:00
Did you trick him into having 3+ kids?
Do you stop him seeing the kids?
Do you turn the kids against him?
Did you 'rob him' when you split up? eg claim child support.
All the men I know/have spoken to with crazy exes tell me this is what you people do 
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 17:01
No, @58CherryValanc. Can't do that, because it's not true!
LloydColeandtheCoconuts · 30/10/2020 17:02
Have you always been "bat shit" or did your incredibly sane and very intellectual ex identify it?
He sounds like a catch by the way. Please DM his number 
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 17:03
No, I didn't @00MademoiselleDeWinter.Well actually... He wanted me to send him an itemised bill every month showing every penny spent on DD and he would pay half. I said no and we agreed an amount.
Whatwouldscullydo · 30/10/2020 17:03
Let me guess, you never put out, won't let them see the kids, stalk them on face book and told the new dp a bunch of lies.
Translation they were repulsive and selfish in bed, they were sick one time so you didn't think sat outside in the rain watching rugby whike the others got pissed was a good idea , and you bumped into the new dp in tesco and asked if they were planning on still buying the logo fir Xmas?
Charles11 · 30/10/2020 17:05
You’re still batshit, aren’t you? I bet you never understood him either.
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 17:05
I was fab until I had a baby @02LloydColeandtheCoconuts and then apparently I became thicker than mince.
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 17:07
There are always 2 sides @05ShesMadeATwatOfMePam. If he posts his own thread, he may find supporters, lol. But this is MY thread!
MrsMoastyToasty · 30/10/2020 17:11
Are you the first bat shit ex? Or do you come from a long line of bat shit exes?
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 17:15
Excellent point @11MrsMoastyToasty. He had 2 bat shit crazy exs before me, one since and now seemingly happy with his current partner. Only 1 child, thankfully!
unmarkedbythat · 30/10/2020 17:17
Don't you realise how lucky you are, oh Bat Shit Crazy Woman, that this wonderful and amazing man ever deigned to spend time with you? To allow you to bear his child? Can't you see what a favour he did by graciously having a relationship with you, when you are Mad and Stupid and Have Let Yourself Go, and he is perfection personified?!
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 17:19
Properly laughing for the first time since I read his tirade of texts telling me how crazy and unreasonable I am, thank you @17unmarkedbythat!
Oxyiz · 30/10/2020 17:20
Don't be ridiculous OP. We all know that batshit crazy exes don't care enough about their children to post on sites like Mumsnet! They're just in it to cruelly prevent their partners seeing the kids, and to spend all the income support on getting their nails done after all...
Nousernameforme · 30/10/2020 17:20
Do you have perfect hair and nails whilst your child is in rags?
Whatwouldscullydo · 30/10/2020 17:22
Do you have perfect hair and nails whilst your child is in rags?
Which if course is never down to the fact he doesn't return the nice well fitting clothes the kid used to he sent to their dads in? She definitely just wastes the money....
Potplant · 30/10/2020 17:27
hello. I’m your long lost cousin, runs up all the debt ex. It’s a special talent, despite working full time, shopping al Aldi, wearing supermarket clothes, going out once a year, and not having access to his credit card, I still put £13k on there.
What you doing here? Why aren’t you out on the piss palming the DCs off with anyone who will have them?
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 17:27
Totally, I waste the child maintenance on shoes and clothes and hair cuts and meals out. And food generally. For DD, because she is growing and needs these things, lol.
Whatwouldscullydo · 30/10/2020 17:29
Bet you've been seen in macdonalds once and now are regularly accused if not feeding her properly....
Course its not of concern enough to actually apply fir full custody..oh no...
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 17:33
Thanks for the support. I was genuinely expecting people to ask what I'd done to be considered a 'bat shit crazy ex'. And instead I got a massive confidence boost! 
for you lovely people!
Ihatesandwiches · 30/10/2020 17:35
Queue at McDo too long. We go to Subway!@29Whatwouldscullydo
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