I am a bat shit crazy ex - ask me anything!

[Ihatesandwiches]

Ex DP told me so, so it must be true!

Just read your post @27Potplant. His credit card debt is not your issue.

To be fair you do sound deranged and unreasonable spending money on your child. I bet you even take her to the dentist and buy her fresh fruit / veg

@Potplant

hello. I’m your long lost cousin, runs up all the debt ex. It’s a special talent, despite working full time, shopping al Aldi, wearing supermarket clothes, going out once a year, and not having access to his credit card, I still put £13k on there.

What you doing here? Why aren’t you out on the piss palming the DCs off with anyone who will have them?

Ah yes, you might be my SIL. It was all her and her buying of clothes for their child, and definitely not his drug habit.

Are you going to learn from the mistakes you've made, and the way you acted during the relationship? Because no-one else will put up with it, or take you and your children on and do everything for you...

My first ex has a string of crazy exes. They don't understand him and refuse to acknowledge that as man of the house he is entitled to spend as much money as he likes on alcohol, impose whatever arbitrary rules he feels like re going out, clothes choices etc and impose punishment on anyone who disobeys him. They are obviously deluded and unreasonable harridans 🙄

That's me @36Whatwouldscullydo!! It's half term, it's raining, so I took DD for a subway. With a fizzy no sugar drink. No cookie but she had crisps. I think if ex had DD for a week in the pissing rain he might self combust! But I'm still bat shit crazy because I expect him to feed her and not return her home like a savage beast who attacks the fridge on her return.

Next thing you'll be telling us that you've tried to make him take them 50-50 or have regular contact or something, with no consideration at all for him or his new girlfriend.

Makes me sick.

What do you mean, you expect her to actually have a bed at her Dad's house?! It's not hers, she lives with you. She doesn't need a bed at her Dad's too.

Actually @43Notthecarwashagain, my 3 years plus partner is lovely, but I take your point, lol. Harridan is a great word @46DrCoconut. I might ask Ex to add it to his limited 'my ex is a bad' un' vocabulary.

I bet you smiled and said thank you to the postman when he deliver a parcel, you hussy, which completely absolves him if any guilt for being on Tinder you were together.

Hang on i mean you can see thats taking the piss right.. I mean he gives you a pittance money to feed her and he has to feed her at his every other weekend too, I mean he's effectively paying twice right ...

Please tell me you at least send her with baby wipes so she don't waste his water showering and her own toothpaste...colgate ain't cheap you know. .

Try again with a question and without typos:

I bet you smiled and said thank you to the postman when he delivered a parcel, you hussy, which completely absolves him of any guilt for being on Tinder while you were together. Amirite?

@Nousernameforme

Do you have perfect hair and nails whilst your child is in rags?

This was gonna be my question it's the marker of a crazy ex!

So glad he let you know it was you and not him. I mean obvious any man would be mad to get with you but still you can try to get better as a person.

Thanks for this thread I'm pmt ing so need a giggle.

Gosh, I bet you’re one of those progressive types who insisted on having her own bank account and a ‘job.’

It’s women like you who’ve ruined it for the rest of us!

@Nousernameforme Glad you are having fun! What started off as a pity party for me has actually been mumsnet at it it's best! I'm feeling rather upbeat :-)

Oh sure, you get advice from mumsnet. No wonder you had to split up - they're all man-hating harpies in there. Bunch of Karens.

still waiting patiently for OP to message ex's number

Another crazy ex here!

Apparently expecting him to have her an extra night on his EOW contact because I had Norovirus was VU as it meant he couldnt go out.

I totally own that now. Obviously I should have shit and pucked my way across town to pick her up (he doesnt drive, natch) so he could have his night out.

Just to confirm....I asked him to have her one extra night, making that an appalling FIVE nights in one month! I was so selfish .......

puked*

@59BlueCookieMonster. I ruined it for everyone.! His one job was to put DD in the car in the morning so I could drive 30 minutes to nursery. Drop her off. Drive 10 minutes to work. Do the reverse at home time. Too much, too much, he cried! Why should he get up early so I could go to work?

@Oxyiz

Oh sure, you get advice from mumsnet. No wonder you had to split up - they're all man-hating harpies in there. Bunch of Karens.

I actually heard that one!!

You really don't want his number @06LloydColeandtheCoconuts. Save your wonderful self for something more deserving!

@Potplant

hello. I’m your long lost cousin, runs up all the debt ex. It’s a special talent, despite working full time, shopping al Aldi, wearing supermarket clothes, going out once a year, and not having access to his credit card, I still put £13k on there.

What you doing here? Why aren’t you out on the piss palming the DCs off with anyone who will have them?

I'm a lot like you! Except it was close to 50k on credit cards, loans and unauthorised overdrafts I had no access to! I was also simultaneously a lazy bitch who did fuck all to financially support the household despite working, sometimes doing more hours than him!

As you have a personal interest, can you tell me why "batshit" is used to describe an extreme level of craziness? Is there something specific about the manner in which bats excrete that I am unaware of?

It has been reassuring to hear from you all! I'm probably not bat shit crazy :-) just chose a duff partner. I wish you all well and I'm sad for any crap you've had from your ex partners. Bat shit crazies unite! X