I'm in the UK on lockdown AMA

[ZigZaggyZoo]

As it says, really. I'm currently in the UK on lockdown. Ask me anything.

Have you drunkenly cut your own hair yet?

Cut it while half cut, basically

Mumsnet can be so savage lol

TwentyViginti not yet. I was booked in for this week so it might happen sooner than later. Probably not drunkenly though. And I'll do much research on the infamous bowl cut first

Will I ever have sex again?

CurryGoat I didn't expect that question. Would you like to?

For a Friday night hoe down, Zoom or House Party?

You said, ask you anything! Yes, I would like to.

You can choose your own

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Why are there chinooks^ flying around?

^or other helicopter.

Charley50 Zoom, obviously. I don't want to potentially be responsible for someone dying.
CurryGoat in that case you most certainly will. And you will enjoy it

Yay! Thanks ZigZaggyZoo!

Have you watched Tiger King on Netflix yet?

Fucksake OP.

This thread has reminded me that I worked (thankfully briefly) for a complete cunt called John Docherty.

And I thought I was getting over it.

Do you like pasta?

Personally I think it's over-rated, so I did not stock up on it.

What are your thoughts on this?

@TheMustressMhor - This thread has reminded me that I worked (thankfully briefly) for a complete cunt called John Docherty.

Docherty or Doherty?

If he (or his ancestors) bastarised Doherty to Docherty, they probably took the soup, which would explain a subconscious guilt that would lead to him being a count.

What causes that faint gungy bloom on windows? Is rain dirty? Or is it when they get darked on?

wafflyversatile there are no more helicopters flying than before, they're just more noticeable now in the empty sky.
MichaelBoobins I've not yet watched it yet, no. Have you? Do you recommend it?
TheMustressMhor I'm so sorry. No distress was meant to be caused by this thread. I can't help but wonder if he was Dockerty or Dougherrty?
Pasta is wonderful. Quite a simple food yet so versatile. I think you've missed a trick but appreciate the pasta you left on the shelf for the rest of us (those were the days).
echobench gungy bloom? I think we have different windows. Is the gunge inside or out?

Yes I saw chinooks out at sea yesterday evening.

Oh lord, what next?

Drrr.

The John Dockerty I worked for (thankfully briefly) was really a "Doherty".

But he pronounced it "Dockerty".

He was from Liverpool if that makes my post clearer to anyone.

Pasta

Is vile and slippery so you are all welcome to it.

What I want to know is where are all the black olives? Who the fuck panic-buys black olives?

But he pronounced it "Dockerty".

That explains the cuntishness then.

@OchonAgusOchonO

The John Docherty I worked for (thankfully briefly) was a Grade A cunt to all and sundry.

He had three law suits going on simultaneously, about three completely different things.

He just liked arguing. With anyone, about anything. It was grist to his mill that so many of his relatively trivial arguments escalated into court cases.

Maybe that was because he could not spell or pronounce his name.

OP - since this is AMA, can you explain why planes stay up in the air?

OP Would you read and critique my blog?

www.the-robbing-butcher.co.uk