I'm in the UK on lockdown AMA

[ZigZaggyZoo]

As it says, really. I'm currently in the UK on lockdown. Ask me anything.

Oh, and I'm Irish so I know how to pronounce it. Dock-ehr-tea is an anglicisation and an abomination.

Why is jam made with oranges called marmalade?

NotStayingIn welcome!
OchonAgusOchonO it's official!

MissCherryCakeyBun becuase Paddington eats marmalade sandwiches not orange jam sandwiches

I feel like digging my heels in on this one @OchonAgusOchonO so I'm going to continue to abominable it just to annoy people.
@NotStayingIn hi, close neighbour.

@ZigZaggyZoo

OchonAgusOchonO grin it's official!

Thank you [looking for bowing emoji]

@ZigZaggyZoo how is that children's PE? I'm HOBBLING after doing Joe Wicks for one day.

Lol

@buzzswole - I feel like digging my heels in on this one @OchonAgusOchonO so I'm going to continue to abominable it just to annoy people.

Fire ahead (wanders off, muttering about 800 years of oppression and that lot across the sea trying to destroy our language)

Have you done much curtain twitching?

buzzswole very good question. False advertising I'd say. He pretends it's for the kids by throwing a Spider-Man here or a bunny hop there but it's a charade for sure

TwistyHair I've twitched my curtains a few times but nothing to report. Just a lot more joggers going past than I would usually see.

I've heard that the shops there are short of pasta. Can you confirm?

Do you have a daily routine?

Is that you Boris? What kind of meals are they leaving outside your door?

What really happened to the bitch Carol Baskins’ husband?

wafflyversatile affirmative. I'd suggest making your own using Phil Vickery's recipe... but it requires flour which seems to be even harder to come by. Noodles are not a bad alternative.

@buzzswole - greetings back!

@ZigZaggyZoo. Loo paper made from bamboo fibre is nice and soft . I start planting a bamboo forest in my suburban garden tomorrow!

wafflyversatile yes.
7.30- up, washed, dressed etc. Very important.
8.30- brekkie.
9- Joe Wicks PE session.
9.30- bedtime- recover.
Repeat.
YangShanPo not Boris, no. Sorry.
Doggodogington I've no idea but having had a quick Google, I've found a new programme to watch. Thanks!

Wauden sounds wonderful! Is it normally widely available?

Who is carol baskins?

Do you have a cleaning regime?

What song do you sing when handwashing?

Ooh yes, it's called Cheeky Panda!

wafflyversatile I know little of her but she seems to be a big cat keeper who some believe to have had a part in the killing of her husband? I think.
Cleaning regime is not so much my thing beyond tackle 1-2 rooms per day.
I thought we all had to sing happy birthday? Is there a choice?!