I have 3.5 loo rolls and half a packet of pasta left AMA

[NachoNachoMan]

I have 3 and a half rolls of toilet paper left. 2 toilets, 3 kids.

I have half a packet of pasta left. Fancy tricolour twists too, not just normal yellow stuff.

We have a couple of tins each of beans, tomatoes and soup.

Not panicking, what will be will be.

Ask me anything

@halulat ah but it's not just any toilet roll. Its M&S, triple quilted, aloe vera, organically sourced, soft as cloud fluff but strong as iron toilet roll.

I hope it is a treat for your derrière!

The only loo paper they had in Tesco was coconut oil infused, I have never seen this before!!!

I’m allergic to coconut so didn’t buy any, but (butt) why???

Who thinks of this shit?

Millennials think of it, Greentulips! Millennials!

@greentulips I think the real question is who buys that shit (although if that's all that is left, clearly no one 😂)

Nacho....challenge ACCEPTED!!

@crosser62

1 point - said at home to family member
5 points - said out of the home to a family member
10 points - said to a stranger
20 points - said to a work colleague
100 points & a gold star - said to your boss

Wishing you good luck and shitty arses 😂

Old friends.
7 of them.
In a restaurant.
“I’m stock piling chocolate and cake. Not toilet rolls. Looks like shitty arses in the crosser household for the next few weeks”
Last night.
Score?

COME ON.. shitty arses in a RESTAURANT, gotta be 100 points surely...

Oh definitely 200 points for sure! And 2 gold stars ⭐⭐

Why thank you most kindly.

Shall earn many points tomorrow at work.
Hope the boss is in...