I like standing at a fridge eating cold curry AMA

[PouchofDouglas]

I am sure I am fascinating

[YerAuntFanny]

What kind of curry do you recommend?

[SentToTheSynByn]

Homemade or takeaway?

[PouchofDouglas]

I am partial to a curry that FITS ON THE END OF A FORK
I know, I know, niche but I am an oracle

[PintOfMineralWater]

What kind of fridge?

[ScreamingValenta]

Ooh, me too! If there's some left over raita and half a naan, even better! What kind of curry? My fave would be chicken vindaloo.

[MsHomeSlice]

what do you do about the "fridge door open alarm" ?

do you preempt it by keeping your finger on the switch, or just wait till it goes off and hope no one hears it in the darkness??

[PouchofDouglas]

NOW we are getting deep, Pint

Call me quirky but I like a fridge with a door

[troodiedoo]

How do you feel about Chinese food?

[PouchofDouglas]

I don't hold any truck with alarms, m8, I am like a ninja, IN - OUT FORK ACTION and BAM

[Alienspaceship]

I’ve just done that! Was delicious...

[RJnomore1]

Is this left over curry?

Is it your own or someone else's?

DOES STOLEN LEFT OVER CURRY TASTE BETTER?

[RJnomore1]

Sorry for shouting but I'm getting too excited by this op.

[troodiedoo]

My fridge door doesn't have an alarm it's from John Lewis as well!

[Branleuse]

Would you say the flavours had improved with sitting overnight

[PouchofDouglas]

Chinese Food and I have a complicated relationship and the ongoing legal proceedings about me and General Tso's Chicken means I cannot reveal any more


#sorry

[Gruach]

Do you feel you have failed to reach your full potential by not grasping the superior delights of standing at the fridge eating cold pizza?

[PouchofDouglas]

Any curry in a fridge is what we call, in the trade, 'fair game'

( Sorry for complicated work jargon - you will get up to speed soon)

[wafflyversatile]

Can someone start an ivr got a fridge door alarm AMA? I've not heard of them.

Do you eat other food show at the fridge?

I eat slices of ham with salad cream at mine.

[PouchofDouglas]

Ever since the slightly smutty incident with The Teenage Turtles and pizza, that food is ' off limits' (again jargon, sorry)


I would also like to point out I did NOT touch Donatello there as the video suggests

[SentToTheSynByn]

Doesn't the sauce drip if you are using a fork?

[YerAuntFanny]

How long does this fridge curry eating go on, do you do stealth stabs here and there over the space of a week or are we talking a portion at a time?

[RJnomore1]

Mind. Blown.

Thank you op.

[PouchofDouglas]

Waffly, I do have an acquaintance who pipes primula cream cheese into Bugles crisps. She is utter filth

( standing obv)

[Peoplemaynoticeus]

Would you do this at someone else's house or have people got wise to you and lock their fridge?

[PouchofDouglas]

again, there is an approved outfit within the community that means no one can hear us move

I can't share this with you because RL outing. I am sure you understand

PM me for it. but its SORDID