I'm drunk... AMA

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Lol

But, I'll probably fall asleep!

It's Saturday

That's reason enough

I copied and pasted fish answer
And I am drinking more

Lol

More red?

What grape was / is it?

It was Pinot noir

Now
It's Cabernet Sauvignon
But I think it's corked

White wine is shit until ithe weather is hot. Then it has a purpose because it is cold. However it must be Pinot Grigio from Venezia, Sauvignon blanc from chile or Chenin blanc from South Africa. Chardonnay or a couple of the australian whites if you are in a desert and desperate
Which red are you drinking?

Always late. That’s me!

Can you wiggle your ears separately?

No, they don't wiggle

Is the whole concept of this topic considered a bit passé yet?

I am also totally pissed on pimms, gin and wine- am not looking forward to the morning.

Hope you’ve had a lovely evening, OP!

Why do humans exist?

Alcohol doesn’t cause hangovers. Waking up does
Pimms, gin and wine is mixing the grape with the grain, not good

@Japanesenazz, I don't like waking up, as a rule. I have interesting dreams.

I don’t like sleeping. I have awful dreams

I havere recurring dreams. Do you?
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Is the whole concept of this topic considered a bit passé yet?

Yes, but only to sober pppl

Just pace yourselffahgivers are from drinking too farts

I havere recurring dreams. Do you?

No

Same theme but not same dream

@Japanesenazz, I don't like waking up, as a rule. I have interesting dreams.

Drink more

Red wine gives me horrible reflux. Am I doomed to a sober life ?

Great typo, OP- ''from drinking too farts" !!!

Red wine gives me horrible reflux. Am I doomed to a sober life ? 

Try eating a belly full of cockles first , then to be sure you'll be grand

Ahhhaahhhaaa

Cockles!?

I'm not going to lie, I've never tried them!

You need to time travel to when you could just pick two up and use them to leverage and open each other and then just eat em fresh from the sea

Nowadays you'd get poisoned

Lol

You're doomed to soberiety

I’ve cockle picked. The best old people I know are pickled. Their organs are preserved
In alcohol 😂