I'm drunk... AMA

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Lol

But, I'll probably fall asleep!

What have you been drinking tonight?

If lightning strikes the sea, why dont all the fish die?

So far just one bottle of wine

If fish are near the surface, they can indeed by killed by lightning strikes. Water, though, is a good conductor and tends to keep the electricity near the surface. ... Lighting does kill fish when it strikes water or near water. It doesn't kill ALL the fish because it dissipates quickly by spreading out.

Red or white?

... or rose?

How often do you drink?

Red.

White wine tastes like vomit and is only for prissy women

Whats the worst thing you’ve ever done.

Are you having McD's for breakfast tomorrow?

I drink too often

Hopefully only the weekends
Usually one week day as well

Or doesn't taste like vomit !!!

Any snacks?

Whats the worst thing you’ve ever done

I made someone cry for fun.

I agree on white wine, OP. Red all the way for me.

Are you having McD's for breakfast tomorrow?

No.
I'll be having almonds, blueberries and yoghurt

Or doesn't taste like vomit !!!

Any snacks?

It does

It's shit

White wine is shit

No snacks

Snacks ruin wine

Agree re the white wine! Eurgh.

Thanks for answering op. Your not drunk enough

Can you lick your own elbow?

'You're'

No, I can't

I'll go and get more drunk and come back
🤣

I can lick the inside of my elbow

I just did. And then I remembered this creature has carefully licked every inch of said arm

Based on your fish answer, you are not drunk enough!

How do you intend to resolve this matter?

R u getting drunk for any particular reason? Are you celebrating??