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Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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CervixSampler · 23/09/2023 14:05

I think my sales skills are too good because Asda had no caramel wafers yesterday.

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 23:03

JanesLittleGirl · 21/09/2023 22:26

Did you really need to share that?

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CervixSampler · 21/09/2023 22:32

Dd is a contortionist and could probably lick the back of her leg if need be. She is a lass of many talents.

JanesLittleGirl · 21/09/2023 22:26

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:03

Ugghhhhh. So I brought a tea cake to bed with me.

Anyone want a flattened teacake? I lost it briefly then realised I was lying on it! CPR is pointless, never mind flatlined, it's just flat!

I will now attempt to lick Tea cake of the wrapper and the back of my left leg!

Did you really need to share that?

IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 22:09

Like this?

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:03

Ugghhhhh. So I brought a tea cake to bed with me.

Anyone want a flattened teacake? I lost it briefly then realised I was lying on it! CPR is pointless, never mind flatlined, it's just flat!

I will now attempt to lick Tea cake of the wrapper and the back of my left leg!

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CervixSampler · 21/09/2023 20:23

What thread is that? I shall get over there stat!

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 19:15

IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 19:14

Eek! I meant....erm...de-notverynice.

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IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 19:14

Eek! I meant....erm...de-notverynice.

IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 19:13

Definitely! But dark chocolate to make it extra delicious.

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 18:53

IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 18:28

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How about the ones who like Jeremy Corbyn? Shall we just force them to eat ten tea cakes a day? And snowballs at the weekend?

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IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 18:28

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 18:21

There are people on a different thread, bold as brass, saying they don't like Tunnocks tea cakes!

I'm just cleaning one of the posters off my pitchfork before I go for a second stab at them all!

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IcakethereforeIam · 18/09/2023 09:33

My Tunnocks amnesia must have descended over the weekend, completely forgot to buy any. Mind you, after the Tunnocks largesse of Booths, the poxy 'choice' at Tescos just won't cut it anymore!

CervixSampler · 18/09/2023 09:31

I had 4 caramel wafers for dinner yesterday. I had needs. A caramel wafer would never let a woman down in bed that's for sure.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 18/09/2023 09:18

A very sensible choice, @Boiledbeetle. You truly are a wise woman.

Two things shall ye know about the Wise Woman. Firstly, she is wise. Secondly, she is a woman.

Who knew Blackadder was a terf?

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Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 23:58

Couldn't decide...

Tunnocks Thread 2
Tunnocks Thread 2
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Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 23:47

Just deciding who gets to go to bed with me

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Boiledbeetle · 17/09/2023 23:46

CervixSampler · 15/09/2023 10:34

Thinking about the Christmas decorations I think I might just apply a blob of glittery glue to the top of the bar wrapper and attach the string that way.

Would definitely be quicker. But would the caramel wafers not be too heavy and work their way out of their wrappers? It would work with the mallow items

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CervixSampler · 15/09/2023 10:34

Thinking about the Christmas decorations I think I might just apply a blob of glittery glue to the top of the bar wrapper and attach the string that way.

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Boiledbeetle · 14/09/2023 23:29

Have mumsnet purchased the basic bargain gif suite?

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Boiledbeetle · 14/09/2023 23:28

Perfect

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IcakethereforeIam · 14/09/2023 23:20

Like this?

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Boiledbeetle · 14/09/2023 19:23

IcakethereforeIam · 14/09/2023 19:08

Dr Rainbow 🌈

Oh yes!

Or.... the unicorn! Laughs evily

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