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He thought it was a sex toy!

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Saturdaynightllama Sat 25-Aug-18 22:15:25

I bought a de-bobbler today to de-bobble my winter sweaters and after using it chucked it into my socks drawer. We also keep sex toys in the drawers with the underwear and socks.
So, we’re enjoying Sexy Saturday, he gets up to get a toy and comes back with the de-bobbler buzzing...coming at my lady garden with a bloody de-bobbler. He thought I’d bought a new toy. AIBU to think that how did he clearly not see that it was not something that was ever designed for pleasure! Is he insane? Surely it’s not ‘an easy mistake to make’ as he’s protesting.

LEMtheoriginal Sat 25-Aug-18 22:19:27

LTB

cushioncovers Sat 25-Aug-18 22:20:37

I agree definitely LTB.

MrsMolehillMountain Sat 25-Aug-18 22:21:42

LTB 😂😂

Lweji Sat 25-Aug-18 22:22:02

Try it on his hairy parts.

WhiteDust Sat 25-Aug-18 22:22:39

Meh. You should have got him to try it out on himself first.
The thought of other people's sex toys is grim

Grasslands Sat 25-Aug-18 22:22:43

did you not buy it for him? please de-bobble his bits.

Tmiadvice Sat 25-Aug-18 22:23:20

grin Crying here!!

iloveparties Sat 25-Aug-18 22:26:13

Oh. Wow

Tightsonatrain Sat 25-Aug-18 22:26:15

When I was 18 I had a spectacularly dim boyfriend

He found an eyelash curler (one of those old school metal ones) under my bed and looked at me in equal parts horrified and turned on. Yes he thought it was a speculum grin

Sammysees Sat 25-Aug-18 22:32:13

Oh god this has so brightened my day grin

AnoukSpirit Sat 25-Aug-18 22:33:00

Why would any sane person have their own speculum?!

Oobis Sat 25-Aug-18 22:34:35

Sexy Saturday....happy days. Enjoy whatever the equipment 😜

MrsMozart Sat 25-Aug-18 22:35:30

Bloody hell lass, that made me laugh and cringe in equal measure confusedblushshockhmmgrin

y0rkier0se Sat 25-Aug-18 22:35:56

Hahahaha grin

y0rkier0se Sat 25-Aug-18 22:37:28

I found this funnier than I probably should’ve done, because my de-bobbler is this.

Juells Sat 25-Aug-18 22:37:52

Crying here. It's also reminded me of the most awful thing I ever did to a boyfriend - he'd had to put Deep Heat on his granny's back, went for a pee afterwards and got a pleasant buzz. Asked me to apply some to his manly parts. I didn't realise he meant a teenshy tiny bit, I put half the tube's contents on my hand and slathered it all over, it didn't end well. Not helped by the fact that I was helpless laughing while he bellowed and shrieked and ran for the bathroom to use the shower on his burning penis.

Enko Sat 25-Aug-18 22:38:17

both DD1 (age 20) and I are crying with laughter over these.

Somerville Sat 25-Aug-18 22:38:25

You keep your sex toys with your socks?

Enko Sat 25-Aug-18 22:40:37

You keep your sex toys with your socks?

Dying from laughing here.. gringringringringringrin

WhatAnAbsolutePenis Sat 25-Aug-18 22:50:42

crying here hmm
Really?

Crying at how painfully unfunny it is?

WhatAnAbsolutePenis Sat 25-Aug-18 22:52:01

Jeez, the people who frequent MN really love trolls these days don't they?
I refuse to believe you're all that thick gullible.

PourMeAGlassOfMilk Sat 25-Aug-18 22:52:43

Totally missing the point, but I never knew a de-bobbler was an actual thing and was cursing bobbly cardigans today. Off to order one now. Thanks op. Hope your sexy Saturday got back on track!

PositivelyPERF Sat 25-Aug-18 22:53:32

WhatAnAbsolutePenis you really live up to your name, don’t you.

WhatAnAbsolutePenis Sat 25-Aug-18 22:54:16

Again, hilarious.

I'm crying here.

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