He thought it was a sex toy!

[Saturdaynightllama]

I bought a de-bobbler today to de-bobble my winter sweaters and after using it chucked it into my socks drawer. We also keep sex toys in the drawers with the underwear and socks.
So, we’re enjoying Sexy Saturday, he gets up to get a toy and comes back with the de-bobbler buzzing...coming at my lady garden with a bloody de-bobbler. He thought I’d bought a new toy. AIBU to think that how did he clearly not see that it was not something that was ever designed for pleasure! Is he insane? Surely it’s not ‘an easy mistake to make’ as he’s protesting.

It sounds a bit tedious to have to plan in ‘sexy saturday’ to me...

Plus it was obviously a bit underwhelming since you’re now on mumsnet...

Juells I've had a similar issue! Don't let your DH finger you after he's chopped chilis for dinner and not thoroughly washed his hands!

Juells I've had a similar issue! Don't let your DH finger you after he's chopped chilis for dinner and not thoroughly washed his hands!

I just crossed my legs at that! I think you would have a sweaty Betty after that SweatyFretty

I bet whatanabsolutepenis is fun at parties -_- might I suggest a name change to whatanabsolutefunsponge instead? It suits you better.

Time for his baaaaaaaa-ck massage ? @y0rkier0se

I think he would feel quite sheepish afterwards!

Yesterday 22:50 WhatAnAbsolutePenis
'crying here '
Really? Crying at how painfully unfunny it is?

Can anyone recommend a good debobbler? I need one. Ta.

@SweatyFretty we made that mistake too, he was after applying lotion to my shoulders without gloves which were for nerve pain (intended to kill off some nerve endings which contained capsaicin peppers) when we got in the mood, he forgot to scrub his hands.

The gloves were essential but he had other things on his mind at that moment, however as I started to yell at him, he was using his other hand on himself and had that sudden realisation and howl of pain too, getting into water was only going to intensify the heat due to the way it worked, cue separate rooms that night both of us nursing bottles of chilled baby lotion which I kept in the fridge for those sort of cases and bottles of spirits to block out the pain - we still talked on the phone intercom but couldn't be near each other as pain was severe and we both needed loads of space to move

About 2 months later I had a hospital admission and one of the nurses was doing an application of the cream for me (with gloves) when partner arrived at visiting time, as he leaned over to kiss me, he gave me a quicky neck /shoulder massage, where it was just on. Remember your hands can take a bit of a beating. He said before he would sit down he needed a pee urgently, so he went into the toilets and came out a minute or 2 later, looking pale/sweaty and clearly in pain. He had a covering of cream over himself again.

I keep a large ziplock bag in the bottom of my fridge all the time even now I'm not using that cream, it contains 2 bottles of baby lotion - the cheapest one available and 2 bottles of plain lube, 1 large tube aloe vera after sun gel, they have helped in so many different ways over time.

Just might be useful for others to have cold bits at hand as comes in useful for all sorts.

Not even sure if this is true, but yeah I agree it's pretty funny!!! 😂

Haha yea God forbid people should have a giggle at something lighthearted they find amusing, real or not.

Missing the point - but is it any good? The debobbler? I need a very good one as I’ve got a super bobbly jumper.

Sexy Saturday

Lol no I assure you my pretty but dim DH really did try to pleasure me with a metal clothes debobbler 😆 Couldn’t make it up!
Ans while it’s wasn’t a welcome addition to sexy Saturday, as a jumper debobbler it’s brilliant - I picked it up in Wilko for under a tenner and all my old cashmere sweaters look all shiny and new 😁

Reminds me of when my DM came to help me pack up my Uni dorm room when I was moving out. I had gotten together with OH during that year. She found my asthma spacer and was convinced it was a penis pump.

Even now 10 years later DM still blushes and giggles like a schoolgirl when OH says "It's a spacer".