Disgraced myself at work function last night....how can I patch things up with my boss on Monday?

[chloe11]

Hiya girls,

This is the situation I'm faced with: last night I went out on a work-organised night out with some of my work colleagues and I had a bit too much to drink. To cut a long story short, I started doing cartwheels all over the place thinking it was funny (not remembering at the time that I was wearing a skirt and just about everyone could see my knickers) and as I'd just about finished being silly, to my horror, my boss' fiancée (she's the second in command at the company I work for) started staring at me and shouted 'I'll tell (my boss') that you like flashing your knickers, shall I?" (the fact is she shouldn't have been there at all, as the evening was organised for us work colleagues, not her or her fiancé (i.e. my boss) Then, to make matters worse, I realised I needed the loo; I hadn't gone before we left the club, I was bursting to go and ended up weeing in my knickers, and she saw all this from a distance (I hitched my skirt up, hoping to pull them down, but didn't make it in time)...I just don't know how I'm going to face my boss on Monday now that his fiancée has seen me in this light - she will have no doubt told him everything by now... Any advice would be much appreciated.

Many thanks,

Chloe x

fiancee sounds like a miserable spoil sport. WTF had it got to do with her?

However in future try pacing yourself and avoiding acrobatics

? does this look familiar or just a coincidence??!

I'd be more worried about the ribbing you'll get tomorrow morning

or piss-taking, if you like

Agree with all others saying to brazen it out. I got very drunk at a works do some years ago and actually started undressing my boss on the dancefloor... Everyone thought it was hysterical, the boss thought it was very funny and I had to do the walk of shame into work the next day with a raging hangover. I just brazened it out and laughed about it when it was brought up, said things like "Now you know why I don't often drink with my work mates eh?" and laughed. It was fine, a week later it was all forgotten...

Chloe - deny all knowledge. Go into work looking fab, agree it was a good night out, but "Oh god I was wasted, don't remember anything after 9pm" If anyone decides to tell you what you did, say "god I know I was drunk, but there's NO way I'd do that!"

It can only be embarrassing if you know what happened.

mejon - hardly a coincidence as it's word for word, including one of her replies!

How pointless.

And it is the only post from her.

Mejon, how did you know?!

Thanks mejon - nice to know I've been had.

Apart from MN, the only other site I regularly frequent is Digital Spy and I remember reading that post yesterday. Just had a quick look there again and it seems someone found an identical post on a Daily Mail forum too.

This is someone with a knicker-wetting fetish. May or may not be female. OP, there is no need to be ashamed of your fetish and a whole community of like-minded souls out there who will happily join you in coming up with ever-more imaginative/embarrassing situations in which someone wets themselves - but you would probably do best to run along and find one of these other forums.

Lol solid

Oh you poor honey, I can empathise, my advice is not to apologise to anyone, you made a tit of yourself, no harm done just to your pride. I made an almighty clanger at a clients party this year, ha ha I have always maintained a sober head where I work for the last 10 years ... well I didn't that night .... oh boy...

oh is this a wind up?

yep, she's posted this all over the Internet

Was this the same night you pooed and peed in front of your BF's mum - gosh you are so not having a good life at the mo. I liked your other name better though. You should really write short stories you make me ROFL! Have fun