Chocolate fire guard search I think

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Looking for a smart bodysuit without a thong fir long torsos that has v neck or collars and look like normal top half not support wear .

looks very impossible to find like a chocolate fire guard. Kate’s yesterday was Holland and Cooper has a thong

any ideas ladies

Maybe post in Style and Beauty rather than Work for more responses?

impossible to find like a chocolate fire guard

That’s a strange saying. Why would anyone ever want to buy a chocolate fire guard?

As it was posted in work I thought it was unknown things bosses send you to find in your first job as a teenager. So chocolate fireguard (would melt) and I know of tin of tartan paint 🤣

Did the OP mean hen’s teeth?

A chocolate fire guard would be completely useless, so what you are asking for is a garment that doesn’t fit or cover you?

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FYI the phrase is normally “as useful as a chocolate fire guard” meaning completely useless. That’s not what you meant here.

I agree with someone else that the phrase you were looking for was “as rare as hens teeth” (or like looking for rocking horse shit) - those mean something hard to find.

Isn’t a chocolate fire guard referring to pointless useless things rather than hard to find things
If I’ve understood you correctly there’s loads of options for this

https://www.next.co.uk/style/su978843/v36768?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22747671035&gbraid=0AAAAADm_5UWXacQKuOvFZ54_cgRrIj2vx&gclid=CjwKCAjw5ZXQBhBdEiwAI5XVWVTBUDoXMy-7AcqCcAs6WDi-gA4rMkaLvhQ0HwEvbNlPzFVGBBTr8xoC_aEQAvD_BwE#v36768

https://www.next.co.uk/style/su894839/g10051

What do you mean has a thong? These don’t look like thongs to me. Do you mean you want it to have shorts on the bottom half? Have you tried skims?

Rocking horse shit is the term you wanted OP 😂

They wouldn't, therefore they are not made, hence you cant find one.

like this, OP?

http://ciderhere.com/R0M9wN

You've got your sayings mixed up.

Chocolate fireguard... something useless and not fit for purpose.

Nothing to do with availability 🤣