Skoda: a colourful reflection of diversity

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdDsfs9WsM&t=3s&pp=2AEDkAIB

cracking timing 🤡

Why does diversity only cover those represented under the progress pride flag? That is not diversity surely, there are other aspects to consider not just those flag colours?

A Popemobile for the diversity-elite.

Will look stunning and brave splattered with seagull poops on a scuzzy Brighton side street.

And just like that, Skodas are back to being dork cars that nobody wants.
Nice job Skoda.

Non-binary Homer designed this.

Jeez

What do you call a Skoda without any windows?

A climbing frame.

This is going to be an interesting case study for business schools at some stage. What happens when you design an expensive/durable product based on virtue signalling re a contentious issue and you make it expensive to get rid of that styling? Great teaching material.

(I say expensive/durable so these will be around for years and are a big investment. What value will these have in future years?) Wow.

It is like jaguar. I will be interested to see where jaguar goes in the next five years.

I suspect that the jaguar branding will cycle back to close to the original over the next 10-15 years if not sooner. They will call it a ‘nostalgia’ move but it really will be bringing the brand back to the target market that they need to appeal to.

Skoda at least hasn’t done anything major. But let’s see if they change their ads during the Tour de France?

That is one ugly car. Another ( slightly adapted) old joke springs to mind.

What do you say to a Trans Identified Man sitting in one of these monstrosities with his two American Bullies in the back?
"Nice car, mate."

It's all very well going on about diversity but at the end of the day they are trying to flog cars and that is one ugly looking car.

Well it’ll be a bugger to sort out the paint job if it gets scratched!

Someone needs to read the room.

It's almost like a spoof!

How about them being more inclusive and designing a car that's adapted for disabilities? Life's getting more and more like The Day to Day sketches

Meh. Publicity stunt.

It's ugly
It will have limited resale value
It will be a magnet for homophobic bellends.
Does anyone who has sufficient funds for this (probably employed in a serious job, probably older) want to drive Noddy's multicoloured car?

This is not a viable product but will get lots of coverage - ' also available in black'!

That is a hot mess of a color scheme
And where is the sex workers umbrella and 'intersex' circle anyway?

It's Operation Let Them Speak on four wheels - 'diversity' only means LGBTQI+++++++++++++.

Racism? stop guilt-tripping us.
Disability? we love the Paralympics!
Sexism? what's that? does it have a flag?

I have a problem anyway with commercial brands co-opting 'causes' to sell stuff.

There's an ad on TV currently for Cadbury's chocolate which appears to be centred around a man with dementia or brain damage not recognising his daughter who has just given him a bar of chocolate -
maybe I'm misreading it, because I turned away in disgust when I realised it seems to be using dementia for marketing chocolate.

It's a car. It's a bar of chocolate. Neither is going to save the world from injustice, in fact both contribute to it in lots of ways!

The ad tells you fuck all about the car. Is it petrol, diesel, dual fuel, electric?

I googled it. Apparently, it can accommodate 27 clowns 🤡

The paintwork on the back looks awful.

It is 'special'. You don't need to know anymore about it.

Maybe it runs on ‘HRT’

It probably identifies as having 30000000 horse power and runs on fresh air.

And you dare not question it or you're a autophobic bigot

The poor TRA's only have the support of Silly Skoda, National Rail. most banks & supermarkets, Pritzer squillions, most universities, the NHS, half the law firms, the whole of Regent Street decked out in "progress" flags, the TLP (formerly the Good Law Project, now the Transgender Law Project), and all the luvvies in film & TV.

so Terf have WhatsAp cells and