The Song of the Left
I’m not a misogynist arsehole
(I’m really quite nice to my wife!)
But dear ladies, you really must realise that
Some poor men have a difficult life.
You see some men are ever so clever
And some men are ever so sad
And together we worked out your role in our needs
And we thought you’d be grateful and glad!
Now won’t you be kind and respectful?
Why make all this toxical fuss?
You surely, by now, must have realised that
You are not proper humans like us?
So take off your clothes like a good girl
Just get out your tits for a lad
What else is the point of a single sex space
Beyond cheering up males who are sad?