Stonewall finally advertising for new CEO.

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I thought they weren't going to bother. It'll be interesting to see who wants the poisoned chalice

https://www.peridotpartners.co.uk/jobs/chief-executive-officer-stonewall/

I'm just making sure my CV is up to date

Fascinating. NK left in July 2023. I wonder if she got a fat pay off and they waited for the new tax year to hire a replacement so the staff costs part of the accounts didn’t look as hair raising?

I believe the Hate Monster is looking for a new job.

110,000 + benefits to gaslight a nation.
Hopefully no-one will want it, and Stonewall will die a sad death.

I wonder if they'll appoint another mad as a bag of wasps character?

When they say they particularly want 'women' to apply, would that be the ones with or without penises?
And when they say 'senior leadership' experience would be the sixer at Brownies count?

Who else would want it?

If it identifies as senior leadership then it is senior leadership. If anything, trans senior leadership is more senior leadershipy than bog standard senior leadership.

Can you just identify as stonewall CEO without going through the recruitment process?

That might be being overqualified.

Maybe a Seconder.

DrBlackbird · Today 11:22

+ + I wonder if they'll appoint another mad as a bag of wasps character? + +
Who else would want it?

An excellent point.

I'm confused. I thought it was the man who talked about everyone being inside a big tent (on tv). When did he leave?

I think one of us should apply. Or just rock up at Stonewall HQ and tell them we 'identify' as the CEO and can we have the keys to the executive loo please.

I'm just a boring old cunty female woman, but I am sure I could identify with something in the alphabet soup that would make me eligible to apply.

I wouldn't do that job for only 110.

Anyone know what Susie Green is up to these days?

The employment tribunal between her son and mermaids which was scheduled for court last week never happened as they settled out of court. Such a shame. I was looking forward to hearing the details of his recruitment process.

Sorry if I'm derailing.

You might be thinking of the Chair (of the board of trustees)?

The chair and the board will be the ones appointing the Chief Exec.

If any of us wear larger plus-sized clothing, that would take care of the + identity in LGBTQQIP2SA+ etc** (Edited to say, I don't know where those asterisks came from but I fear they might be a new identity)

I am definitely ++++++ sized - I’m in!

How hard can it be to mothball the organisation and apologise?

Are you seeking a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make a global impact for LGBTQ+ people?

heck. Are they going to those countries which criminalise gay people?
https://www.humandignitytrust.org/lgbt-the-law/map-of-criminalisation/

That's be good. They could go and resolve some real problems, not make more here.

*** could be glitter gender. Although those of the us of a certain age will shudder about a certain sparkly named artiste.

I’m afraid you’re all too late - I identified as the CEO earlier this afternoon and start on Monday. I shall be wearing a fetching purple, green and white outfit and my first senior leadership task will be to close it down.