Anyone have exceptional leading and influencing skills?

[Citrusandginger]

Combined with relevant professional experience and expertise – and a passion for quality and excellence?

Non-executive opportunities in the NHS » The Tavistock and Portman NHS Foundation Trust, Non-executive Director (england.nhs.uk)

We would particularly welcome applications from... people with lived experience of mental illness

Really?

Wow! I’d have thought you’d need extremely robust mental health to take on a role like that!

Inmates needed to run the asylum!

I certainly identify as having exceptional leadership skills and A credible track record with sound financial acumen, preferably obtained within a commercial setting, and ideally experience of mergers and acquisitions

In reality I've never actually been involved with mergers but you know I really do strongly identify as having done so.

Given the total bullshit divorced from reality that we've seen from the gender believers in the Jo P, Roz A, Rachel Meade and other ETs I'm beginning to think I should just blag my entire CV through this magic art of 'identifying' as something.

(in the olden days this was also called 'lying')