Xenogender categories...

[Tuilpmouse]

... are they for real or are people having a laugh here? It seems there's a xenogender for almost anything! Cakegender's my personal favourite.

www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Cakegender

@IcakethereforeIamI picked this name because of a lockdown challenge I set myself, never dreamed I'd be a gender.

admit it you are the person behind the cakegenders aren't you. You can tell us, you're amongst friends, biscuits, flapjacks and French fancies here.

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No, not me

<quietly sets up Sconewall>

Wow, it almost makes sense, and should be extremely popular, as will encompass a large proportion of bisexual people

I feel very disappointed not to have a flag though, and might reconsider my gender feelz

Also, the name really needs work

Also, the name really needs work

On the original post there was actually a long following bit about why they chose the name, but I’m afraid I simply couldn’t be arsed to copy and paste that bit as well 😂 Sorry 😂

😁😁😁

You deserve a whole cake for that one

🎂

Lol, they did that instead of designing a fricking flag

My takeaway from this is their shoddy work ethic will bite these kids in the ass one day, they need to do better!

I demand anyone setting up a new gender has got to have a bare minimum of a flag and a snappy fucking name #MustDoBetter

I've decided that I'm Funfetti gender and my Pronouns are tasty and delicious.

Yummy and totally valid

“Sconewall” — excellent 😂🤣

Will sconewall represent the cream of your community as well or just the jam that holds the community together? Just how inclusive are you really?

It will splinter into the “Devon scone” and the “Cornish scone” communities and fight over the proper application of jam vs cream.

Those who like butter will be cast out as heretics.

Or maybe schism over whether to crack the small or large end of your boiled egg - bigenders and littlenders?

So let me get this straight - cupcakegender is a subset of cakegender which is a subset of gastrogender which is a subset of aesthitigenders which are a series of non binary xenogenders. Hopefully I've cleared that up for everyone.

Basically what it's saying is that you are now free to make up any old shit and call it a gender, which actually does seem fair seeing as gender itself is just a socially made up thing. There literally are no boundaries, make up whatever you like and announce it as a thing and so it shall be.

Sconewall
Actually made me snort laugh

Re. Sconewall, I think before we decide who we include under the scone umbrella, we have to decide how to pronounce the name of the organisation.

<runs away and takes cover>

Sconewall 😂😂🤣🤣🙇‍♀️👐

Also "the bisexual umbrella" - why is everything an umbrella these days? Either you're bisexual, or you aren't....

Oh, could all Brits actually be umbrellagender? I would like to immediately claim the subgroup of duckumbrellagender, or, if I'm entirely honest, fauxvictorianparasolumbrellagender.

Oh holy fuck, what have you done?

<crosses self, eats garlic, runs away>

I feel it's very bigoted to enforce a binary pronunciation of Sconewall. Be free to be yourself and pronounce it however you please. I myself being Stevegender (Steve/Steveself) feel we should move beyond the restrictive letter sounds and will be solely pronouncing it Corriestreet while still using the Sconewall spelling.

I read 'sconewall' to rhyme with 'Stonewall'
But Scone rhymes with gone.

Maybe I'm biscone

This thread is gold, thanks all

God you lot are so intolerant, scones should not be in the grouping -- I mean for gods sake - does everything have to be about scone ???

I'm off to found the Layer Cake & Biscuit Alliance.

No Layer Cake and Biscuit without the Tunnocks!

What on Earth?!

Don't forget the tea!

I did the same and thought it meant I too was Biscone.

But then I reflected on @Findwen and @MrsSteveMcDonald posts and realised that limiting scones to a binary is Sconephobic so really I think I’m Panscone.

How long before this thread goes poof! as NITS?