So many decisions…

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…when I ponder the line-up of my fantasy Terf government.

Do I start Maya off in the Home Office, or shoot her straight into Number 10?

Sharron for Sport, obvs, but who should be in charge of Education?

Do you play this game?

Joanna Cherry and Allison Bailey would have to share the Justice brief, which I'm sure they'd do in a very sisterly way. Marion Calder for Scotland Secretary.

Buttergasp as leader of the opposition, just so that he gets to face our dream front bench for PM's question time every week.

Jackie Weaver as Speaker of the House of Commons

I'd quite like to see Birdy Rose and Nehanda as junior ministers at DCMS